obligayed

When you are objectively happy

Avery: I’m gonna go because I feel obligayed

by Luxardo Peeps March 25, 2023

Obligatory e-ing of the splendiferous

in these terms "the splendiferous" stands for either people who are playing halo 1 while hacking, or the renowned Ethan Romano of the greydwarfs. obligatory e-ing represents the action of naming your hampster "e" in retaliation the the court system of the game "Ideuns balls" and how you are obligated to preform this action due to the 34th law of fred

The obligatory e-ing of the splendiferous absolutely destroyed Sexy Seans reputation as a zaza hacker.

by Nick Mclymont / Jack Farquar April 29, 2023

obligature

noun - any string attached and controlling the movements of a puppet, marionette, or politician

The puppet is most convincing when each obligature is securely tied.

by Cogaineum June 28, 2025

Intestinal Obligation

A polite way to say "I have to take a huge crap"

I'm sorry I won't make it in time because I an intestinal obligation to take care

by Daqkua April 14, 2016

Oral Obligation

Not being able to turn down a kiss after receiving oral sex.

Shit man, she gave me head but I forgot about Oral Obligation.

The thing on every man's mind after receiving head is oral obligation.

My boyfriend is so weird about Oral Obligation, now I make out with him for 20 minutes after Oral on purpose!

by ObviousDailyLingo May 8, 2016

Familial obligations

Are conditional and must (necessarily) be reciprocal.

Hym "Familial obligations are must be both conditional and reciprocal. If you're going to allow me to be unfairly maligned (say if your sister or mother turned on you after all the sex trafficking) and you're not going to make a vested effort in my advancement in the world; can I even really call you 'family?' So no. You're outside of the 'family box.' You can step back in whenever you want."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2023

Ethical Obligation

I don't know it wouldn't be hard to say that your CONFLATING "criticism" with the thing you're ACTUALLY DOING.

Hym "You're a licensed professional and, therefore, have an ethical obligation to (either) do or not do certain things. You're freedom of speech does not give you the right to use speech as a mechanism to commit and/or participate in crime. This is something that a man who believes that 'the only TRUE consent is marriage' should understand. What you're doing is like feinting interest in your daughter and then banging her out without committing (which is exactly whats I WILL do in the future) OR lying and pretending to be Hym to get women (which probably works because I'm very erotic but STILL TECHNICALLY FRAUD). But where is the trial video. You said you would post a trial video and I have yet to see a trial video. That was a lie. You lied blatantly. You YELLED the lie. You said 'YOU THINK I WON'T POST IT!?' And I said 'Yes. Especially if it names me.' And then that's what happened. The thing I said. What you fail to understand is that MY thing didn't count. Your thing DOES count."

by Hym Iam August 25, 2023