Oxford United

A shit club in league 1 with a 3 sided stadium, tinpot. They are tiny so the only thing they live off is being obsessed with rivals Swindon and beating Portsmouth in the playoff semi final, and went on to lose the final.

Who do you support mate?
Oxford United
That explains the 12 fingers then. Also when you said you shag your sister, I thought it was a joke.

by Simple fakts February 15, 2021

Oxford lunch

A 69 but you're both rimming each other.

If you're bored of a normal 69, why not try eating each others ass at the same time. Have an Oxford lunch

by Whenorwhereidk January 30, 2021

Oxford Wagon Rut

A fecal brown streak left on the abdominal region after a titty fuck.

The titty fuck she gave me caught me off guard. I accidentally gave her an Oxford Wagon Rut, as I had previously failed to appropriately cleanup my beer shart.

by Blumpkincandle January 15, 2023

University of Oxford

Best and most prestigious university in the world. Where the rebels from Cambridge came from when they started a failed version of it. Also the real life Hogwarts.

I wish I could go to the University of Oxford, it's the best in the world!

by AnneL89 September 2, 2018

Oxford

A small city in the midlands of the UK. Would not be famous at all if it wasnt for one of the best and oldest universities in the world. Not much really happens but its still a good place to live, nice and safe. Alot of people will say its full of stuck up people from the university, which is true to an extent, but you have to remember they are not actually from oxford, and have came from all over the UK and the world. Lots of weird/hippyish interesting drugged up people that make the place unique. Other than that its like anyother place. Shitty high street with shitty chain shops. Great for being outdoors. In summer you can not top a day sitting by the river in uni parks or christchurch with a few beers and a spliff. Good pubs also.

A nice place, Oxford

by The Marvelous Slut February 25, 2010

Oxford Kid

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There are certain groups of people who THINK that they're Oxford kids but trust me if you are any of the following you are not a true Oxford kid.

-A student at Cheney, Gregs, Matthew Arnorld or Spires who doesn't live in the city centre
-A boarder who doesn't have strong associations with Oxford when on leave
-Anyone from the suburbs or suburbia

I can't believe she thinks she can pass for an Oxford Kid in her Cheney uniform!

by A.S.W June 1, 2014

Oxford High Girl

Preppy Oxford girls who think they’re the shit and have an intense rivalry with headington girls.

‘Wow she’s so full of herself’
‘She must be an Oxford High Girl’

by grasseyesgyal January 4, 2018