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teacher: its the pandemic and schools are closed, what do we do?
smart teacher: we should just let the kids chill, besides, education is not THAT important
dum dum: WHAT? THAT IS THE MOST STUPIDES IDEA I SAY WE MAKE online school
by someone else thats not u March 4, 2021
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Online Sex

Online Sex is sex online instead of in real life (Maybe cuz they ugly). The most common kind of Online Sex is a sex game (Obviously) or a popular video game known as Roblox.
24k_CutiePie69: "aah your cock is so huge daddy~"
CoolDemonKiller39: "what the fricking heck!"
MrChadd: "oh great Online Daters"
XxSlender927xX: "your pussy is so good and wet"
jaz3zman: "rlly having Online Sex on a game meant for children😐 "
{System} ROBLOX Has joined the game.
XxSlender927xX: "oh shit"
24k_CutiePie69: "oh shit"
ROBLOX: ":PermBan 24k_CutiePie69"
ROBLOX: ":PermBan XxSlender927xX"
awesomeKid2013: "OMG ROBLOX!!!!!!!!"
ROBLOX: "ez"
by CQQL May 3, 2021
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online coffee

When you grab a coffee, or tea, over the Internet, i.e. a friend is in London drinking coffee, you are in New York drinking the same thing, and you chat while grabbing a coffee.
Online coffee.
A: I'm gonna grab a coffee, you want some? I don't like drinking alone.
B: Sure, let's go to Starbucks and chat on WiFi! Online coffee rules!
by Lee Hartman May 4, 2010
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Online Degeneration Syndrome

The increasing tendency for the online community to embrace the degenerative tendencies of human anti-socialization.
Example of online degeneration syndrome:
My definition of kitten telekinesis got reject in under 2 hours, however my definition outlining an angsty rant about internet voyeur inorgasmia was published in the same 2 hours.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 1, 2011
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Online school

Dad: so, how's online school, son?
Son: please let me fucking die already
by Thiccboi;) September 17, 2020
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Online school

A type of schooling that is meant for you to fail
This is sooo pointless and it doesn’t teach you anything
Mom:why are you failing all of your classes
Me:I had to do online school
Mom:ohhh that makes sense
by ImFailing school November 17, 2020
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Online school

Something that needs to fuck off but has its advantages

Reasons why I want it to fuck off:

I hate sitting on my bed/couch for 6 hours a day staring at a screen
My family is always in the kitchen
I can't do the fun chemistry and other in person stuff
I have been doing it for almost a year
My family is annoying especially when we are all stuck at home
I don't get to see my friends in person
We still have school on snow days
It is making 2021 a boring year to start off

Why I am okay if it lasts forever:

Longer breaks
Less homework
Open note tests
More time to do homework
Teachers sometimes let us out early, sometimes classes are asynchronous, meaning that we don't have class
Ok, it is 8:30, my first class. Time for another shitty and good day of online school!
by Avocado2004 February 23, 2021
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