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On My Shit

When someone is watching your every move and judging negatively possibly making comments on every small detail. Often unnecessary criticism. Or when someone is watching you closely like they are waiting for you to make a mistake.
I was at work today and my boss was watching me noticing every little thing. Like I left my project a mess for five minutes because i had to use the bathroom and he just had comment on my uncleanliness then when we got really busy i forgot to put boxes away and he was right there to remind me then i swear he was stalking me on my break to make sure i didn't take one minute extra. He was on my shit today!

My mother in law was over today and every time she talked to me it was a comment about my silly piercings, stupid tattoos, or crazy hair. She was on my shit!
by CatDaQueen January 16, 2016
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shit-on-the-wall

(noun) A casual American chain restaurant where the interior walls are almost completely covered in busy, eclectic, kitschy, often discordant and erratically-arranged paraphernalia: pictures, photographs, artwork, license plates, road signs, sports equipment, antlers, newspaper clippings, Christmas lights, etc. Typically found in strip malls, shopping centers and restaurant parks. Cuisine tends to be pan-American. Examples: Chili's, Applebee's, TGI-Friday's, Bennigan's, Red Robin, Buca di Beppo, The Silver Diner, Cracker Barrel, Ruby Tuesday, Chevy's, Joe's Crab Shack, etc.
"Marie wanted to go to eat at this quaint little Italian bistro, but Dave had his heart set on one of those shit-on-the-wall places in Springfield Town Center."
by victoire August 16, 2006
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shit on your own doorstep

A relationship of any form between you and a person you know is going to cause trouble. Especialy true if you know the releationship has little or no meaning/future but you want to string it out anyway even though its gonna cause shit ex-girlfriend/boyfriend, friend of a brother/sister, close workmate or enemy of best mate are usually the other person
you shit on your own doorstep big time there bob... its all turned to crap and you still have to work with her till the end of the summer
by uglypoo July 26, 2009
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Shit on my balls

1. When a girl is riding you and she shits (whether accidentally or intentionally) on your balls. This is considered to be the greatest fear of select men.

2. Can also be said when something unexpected or bad happens.
1. Guy 1: This girl was riding me like stallion and her ass aids landed right on my testicles.

Guy 2: Wow... Did you rub her face in it so she knew not to do it again?

2. Shit on my balls I just stubbed my toe.
by Berkut143346 May 17, 2010
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shit on a dick

An expression used mainly to signify shock and exclamation at something. Also, it can be taken in the literal sense; to have shit on one's dick.
"Shit on a dick, I don't have any more butter in my fridge"

"I went balls deep into this hooker's ass, resulting in me having shit on my dick; it wasn't very pleasant at all"
by Scott Rait August 15, 2006
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on like shit

to be high off of weed, drunk, or on a extacy pill "thizz".
aiy niga.I was on like shit that night of the party.
by on like shit May 30, 2008
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Shit on a Shingle

WWII troop slang for chipped beef on toast, frequent fare in mess halls.
Do you really need an example to figure this out? I pity you.
by My dixie wrecked November 25, 2003
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