by Nishyboy September 18, 2003
by Ackass September 11, 2005
NUMP-TEE someone so stupid that he starts fights with evil b*****ds like satan and ME! also he has the muscle tension of a Kit-kat and can not even lift a computer monitor on his own
by Anonymous September 10, 2003
by kristina September 13, 2004
Numpty: 1. a rare carcenogenic orchid native to the congo driven from there natural habitat by migrant guatemalan farmers and the north american grey squirrel now indigenous to the interior of 21 ft scaffold tubes marked with yellow paint.
2. a pre-pubescant sewer rat.
2. a pre-pubescant sewer rat.
Usage: CEO of SGB (Scaffold Gt Britain): Ted I wonder if the Numpties will bloom early this year?
Dynorods bright young starlet/Yolanda enthusiast: DON'T NONE OF YOU NUMPTIES MOVE OR ILL EXECUTE EVERY MOTHERFUCKING SINGLE ONE OF YA!!!
Dynorods bright young starlet/Yolanda enthusiast: DON'T NONE OF YOU NUMPTIES MOVE OR ILL EXECUTE EVERY MOTHERFUCKING SINGLE ONE OF YA!!!
by Cheekygreenmug January 23, 2004
A person, who, for their public personality seems as if they can be compared to the pleasant 'Humpty Dumpty'... but when in the comfort of being alone in their room takes out the Jack Daniels and wacks off to a taped episode of Sesame Street.
by claudia January 01, 2004
A person over 50 years of age, who is bad tempered, always wears a cap, sounds like a sheep and is a yard manager in Wilsons Auctions in Portadown.
by Jason Potts December 23, 2003