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Breakfast Num Nums

The most deliscious of breakfast foods, forget cereal, toast, yogurt. You must go for homestyle breakfast num nums, they look more or less like the traditional breakfast pancake, but in preperation they become truly orgasmic, some are donut shaped, some are snowman, some have bananas inside, some have jelly and butter smeared across, and some are just plain tastey.
"Man aint' nothin better than some Breakfast Num Nums after a nice sesh"
by The Magic Cap December 10, 2008
mugGet the Breakfast Num Numsmug.

purdy num num

1) bird food
2) dude with cool pants
num num.

num num.
puuuuuurrrrrdy num num.
by brad November 26, 2003
mugGet the purdy num nummug.

num nums

by Zephyr May 6, 2004
mugGet the num numsmug.

shity num nums

When your ass cheeks get coverd in shit from your ass getting worn out and it stays open and the shit falls out into you underwear or boxers.
My shity num nums make my ass sore and stain it brown.
by Taylor January 8, 2005
mugGet the shity num numsmug.

Birdie Num Nums

To put face in cleavage and attempt a zerbert. Results in good times and giggles.
dude her tits are so big all i can think about is putting my face in them and giving her some birdie num nums.

Do you want some birdie num nums?
by Maria Menendez June 10, 2005
mugGet the Birdie Num Numsmug.

num

As the creator of the "num", I will back Gropius.
by Frosty April 3, 2003
mugGet the nummug.

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