Those shitty matches that they sell now since some fucktard probably burned himself playing with them. They used to sell decent ones but they are all fagged out!
Lost camper #1: I can't get this strike anywhere match to work!
Lost camper #2: Let me see that! GOT BROUGT THE STRIKE NOWHERE MATCHES YOU FAG!!! We're going to die out here!
Lost camper #2: Let me see that! GOT BROUGT THE STRIKE NOWHERE MATCHES YOU FAG!!! We're going to die out here!
by Max February 21, 2009
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A fictional place christians and parents tell you you'll end up because of drug usage.
Referenced in short lived teen drama "Higher ground" and smashing pumpkins' song "JellyBelly"
Referenced in short lived teen drama "Higher ground" and smashing pumpkins' song "JellyBelly"
by SoakedInBleach May 12, 2015
Get the nowhere fast mug.Far away from all civilization. Typically a flat landscape with not much of a trace for life, such as a desert or the surface of the moon. A good example is the near lifeless desert area in the Spongebob episode where Spongebob and Squidward had to deliver a pizza and got lost.
by Thievius July 28, 2016
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Get the shit-nowhere mug.The country, or in other words a place that you have no idea where the hell you are and everything looks the same.
by Mr. hide September 30, 2006
Get the The Ass of Nowhere mug.When you are standing on the sidewalk or somewhere and some chick or dude just kisses or makes out with you when you least expect it. Also called a surprise kiss. If you're horny, you wanted it to happen.
X: Dude, guess what happened.
Y: What happened?
X: See that chick over there?
Y: Yeah. Why?
X: She just kissed me and I never had time to react.
Y: Lucky boy, a kiss from nowhere
Y: What happened?
X: See that chick over there?
Y: Yeah. Why?
X: She just kissed me and I never had time to react.
Y: Lucky boy, a kiss from nowhere
by Clem Winkleberry July 9, 2014
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