smuggler's notch

A sexual maneuver requiring the insertion of a man's nose into a woman's gaping rectum after anal sex.

I finally got Melissa to let me bang her up the ass, then I found smuggler's notch.

by BubbRubb November 23, 2007

top notch

Best and better than the in competition. First used in 1848 when reffering to a lady friend. Notches in the bed post were used to keep a record of the women you slept with. If she was the top notch then she was the best in show.

That chick I went home with last night was "top notch."

by Spazraw September 1, 2009

Notchism

A way of life that is lived

I live Notchism

by Dr Notch March 31, 2010

Rest Notches

Sphincter muscle indentations left periodically on a long and large diameter bowel movement due to resting during the defecation process. Usually occurs after long stints of over eating or holiday meals.

After the feast yesterday, there were at least four rest notches on that giant loaf I pinched this morning!

by Big John Bud May 19, 2006

Notch

Hot, particularly good looking, dank

Did you see how notch that guy was?

by Notchy September 8, 2013

nochy

night

...and his rot open to the cold nochy air.

by JackBrewer July 9, 2003

Hip Notch

Hip Notch is the fusion of top notch and hip. It is where hip meets top notch or when something popular and of high quality is also trendy and cool. Usually hipness and popularity are negatively correlated; that is, as things become more popular they also become less hip.

Top Notch is when both occur simultaneously, or as stated above, when top notch meets hip.

TED and YouTube are Hip Notch. John Stewart and Steven Colbert are Hip Notch. Ultimate Frisbee, surfing, snowboarding, etc, are also examples. President Obama was Hip Notch but is becoming increasingly less so (like Facebook). Myspace is not Hip Notch.

by datkiti June 17, 2010