I have drugs in my bag!

When you Dad goes on a trip to China and thinks it’s a good idea to tell every authority that he has drugs in his bag.

Airline customs official minding his own business: “Ni Hao.”
My dad: “I have drugs in my bag!”

by Andos Hastos September 30, 2021

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in my bag

IN MY BAG is a phrase that originated in Philly that means a person is on task. You may hear a person in Philly say HE / SHE IS IN THEIR BAG.

I’m not even going to hold you … I was definitely in my bag last night; drawin’

by Uptown Black February 03, 2024

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someone who is highly interested in a girl or simping and isn’t letting anyone get in the way of them

“bro cody’s frl in his bag”
“no sorry i’m in my bag”

by geen bean September 04, 2021

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“that new hillsong had me in my bag at church this morning.”

by khris4christ February 21, 2019

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friend: ay u good bro?
me: yea bro im just in my bag rn
friend: *sigh* grabs lotion

by zebops August 10, 2020

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In My Bag by 88GLAM was released on June 16th, 2022 under XO Records & LilDurk.com

by LilDurk.com July 07, 2022

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Geting hit in the balls with a Glock magazine.

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