Set it to Jewish

To adopt a thrifty or cost-mindful attitude.

"Dude, we're running low on funds. We better set it to Jewish until the end of the month."

by ShahOfShazam September 30, 2009

Jewish Cowboy

A Jewish guy who is very unstereotypical: doesn't "look" Jewish, "act" Jewish, usually doesn't have an extremely Jewish name and typically hangs out primarily with non-Jews but still identifies unequivocally as Jewish.

ex. Actor Paul Newman, MLB Hall of Famer Hank Greenberg, Gene Simmons & KISS, champion wrestler Bill Goldberg.

"While real-estate lawyer Harvey Lipshitz went to a Nancy Pelosi fundraiser, Jewish Cowboy James Miller was pulling some 5-star pussy at the club"

Jewish girl 1: Who's that hot guy? I've never seen him at temple before.
Jewish girl 2: I've seen him at the gym before.. he's like sooooo cool
Jewish girl 1: a regular Jewish cowboy *giggles*

by JewishCowboy February 09, 2010

Jewish nigger

An impossible situation.

-How can you be simultaneously rich, poor and a thief?
-A jewish Nigger

by GasShowerForJew June 15, 2019

Jewish Marmalade

When a man nearing their climax when engaging in sexual intercourse, then proceeds to ejaculate on the top rear section of the women's head resembling a yarmulke/kippah.

Chaim gave Liora a Jewish Marmalade last night.

by Steve Mazzagatti August 25, 2008

jewish excellence

An attractive female Jew, that exemplifies the redeming qualities of the Jewish people without being a bitch.
The opposite of a J.A.P.

Person A: Damn Bro, look at Mami over there!
Person B: Nah, she aint my type.
Person A: Whatchu mean fool?
Person B: You know I don't settle for anything less than Jewish Excellence

by SloppTopp March 02, 2019

Jewish bambino

a Jewish child escaping the German's in the 1940s by going to Italy and pretending to be a Jewish boy/ girl

AaAA mama Mia pizza pie, its a Jewish bambino. turn him in

by Moronic monkey December 12, 2019

Jewish Story

A Jewish story is a story that is made up by an incompetent and unreliable and is extremely boring. The story teller is usually telling this story for attention or for some friends.

"He told me another stupid Jewish story for attention again"

by Blueboy02 May 28, 2018