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Norwegian Sledgehammer

When a person is having sex with someone doggy style, you pull out, walk back 15 feet, run, jump and try to make it in. Accomplishment of this particular sex act definitely deserves a high 5 if not more
"Yo man, last night I was fucking my girl and gave her a Norwegian Sledgehammer!"
by A Pimp Named Puff Puff January 12, 2009
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Norwegian reboot

A Norwegian reboot is what you have to do when your computer freezes up to a non-negationable point, i.e. turn the power of or simply ripping out the cord, fairly common on most PC's.
"Damn, my Windows (insert Windows version of choice here) froze again"
"Well, you might just have do the Norwegian reboot. Again."
by Hunter_S_Stompson May 18, 2014
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norwegian swagger

Particular style originated by actor Evan Ross (aka LaMike). Derived from his deep norwegian heritage from his father. Consists of delicately smooth skin, strong jaw line, wearing of smedium sized clothing, creative use of scarves and preserving overall sexiness.
James wore some smedium sized Seven jeans and arabian knights scarf, which exudes norwegian swagger.
by michael, michael, motorcycle. December 22, 2007
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Norwegian Sailor

Similar to your standard Tequila Shot--licking the salt, shooting the Tequila, chasing w/a lime.

However, with a Norwegian Sailor, you sniff the salt, shoot the Tequila, then squeeze the lime in your eye. It is recommended the subject attempting a Norwegian Sailor be at least 6 drinks down.
Did you see that guy at the bar rock that Norwegian Sailor? That was fuckin' legit!!
by Brett Jordan VanLee May 2, 2008
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norwegian shipwreck

A female sucks your penis while it is wrapped around your testicles while proceeding to stick her finger in your ass
after I gave her a pink sock she turned around and gave me a norwegian shipwreck, what a bitch.
by Invisidude November 29, 2010
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Norwegian seesaw

2 men stand tip to tip, one circumcised and the other uncircumcised. Fold the foreskin over the other tip to form a seal. Gently rock back and forth until done.
Circumcised man: Hey buddy...you wanna try the Norwegian Seesaw?
Uncircumcised man: What’s that?
by Supeshortys August 1, 2018
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norwegian shopping

Two women, during a shopping trip, continuously duck into fitting rooms, restrooms, etc, to "sample carpets".
The next time Birget and I go norwegian shopping, I must remember to bring some dental floss.
by zoepan December 7, 2004
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