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Chuck Norris 

a martial artist turned washed-up actor whose name has now resurfaced to mean bad ass. Also, is often associated with a male who has had sexual intercourse with many women (pimp or mac daddy) .
Shut the fuck up before I go Chuck Norris on your ass!

Man, he is so Chuck Norris. His slow day consists of 200 women!
Chuck Norris by Gauffre May 27, 2006
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chuck norris 

A tough guy with a stupid moustache.
"Dude, Johnny's a total Chuck Norris!"
chuck norris by Darren March 8, 2005
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Chuck Norris 

Aside from being a faddish 2000's pop culture exemplar of all things tough, monosyllabic, and righteously violent, Chuck Norris holds black belts in Tang Soo Do, Tae Kwon Do, Karate, and Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. His rise to Hollywood fame occurred when he starred as the villain opposite Bruce Lee in "Return of the Dragon." He played leads in a number of martial arts movies through the 80's, then was picked up for "Walker, Texas Ranger" in 1993, which aired for eight years on CBS. As of 2006, he continues to take on roles for various karate flicks, capitalizing intensely on his recent faddish popularity.
The Chuck Norris jokes will end when Chuck Norris is ready for them to end.
Chuck Norris by Alfred F. September 12, 2006
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I wish I was Nooria!
Nooria by taymand November 19, 2018

chuck norris 

a spinning roundhouse kick to the head
if you keep fucking around i'm gonna give you a chuck norris
chuck norris by wolf January 11, 2005

Nohrian Scum 

A contemptible or filthy person who happens to be of or part of Nohrian culture.
Leo: Slap my bum and call me Nohrian scum

Takumi: K bby
Nohrian Scum by Sakqra July 24, 2016

Chuck Norris 

A retarded fundamentalist Christian who thinks that the 2'000 year old piece of shit known as the Bible should be taught in school as fact. Oh, and he's a shit actor
Chuck Norris: Hi, I'm Chuck Norris.
Me: You fucking suck. *roundhouse kicks him in the balls*