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splooge on my nooge

After one ejaculates, if there is still semen left on ones penis and one pulls up ones pants/shorts/(or skirt if you're feeling frisky)and gets the remaining semen on it, this is called Splooge on ones nooge.
" I was fucking my girlfriend and after we were done, I pulled my pants up and got splooge on my nooge."

"I was fucking some bitch and her dad walked in so i pulled up my pants. I shouted 'aww, splooge on my Nooge son!' Then he grabbed a 2x4 and I hightailed my ass out of there."

"Splooge on my Nooge Son!"
by Big Black Lombassa April 20, 2009
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noonie

This word is used to attract attention from people around you. First introduced by Sacha Baron Cohen's character Morad in Who is America as the 'n-word'?
Noonie Noonie Noonie! I am in danger, help me.
by tilted_hulk July 27, 2018
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wookie nookie

Having sex with a mate that has an overabundance of pubic hair.
The thoughts of having wookie nookie with her make me ill.
by mike b January 29, 2004
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norgie

British slang for Norwegian, often used in Squaddie talk. Often denotes a thermal shirt that is worn by the British Army, and originated in Norway.
"It's going to be cold, put your Norgie on."
by RailSystem August 16, 2011
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Nookie Number

Not to be confused with the total amount of people you've shared sexual relations, the Nookie Number is exclusive to vaginal/anal penetration. Only those rated above a "6" on the universal scale should be present on this list.
JA: What's your Nookie Number standing at?

DE: Seventeen as of last night. I hooked up with an attractive young lady at the frat party.

JA: What would you give her out of ten?

DE: She was a solid eight, bro.
by DEpps February 1, 2010
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noogle

A collection of stories, headlines and links for news sites arranged in an aggregated space on one page.
newsnoogle.us
newsnoogle.com
newsnoogle.biz etc.
by Baron Smart May 6, 2008
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Noobiest

The noob with the least expierience. Somebody who sucks more than other noobs. Used as an insult by people, usually gamers, to say, you're worse than all the other noobs.
Noob playing counter-strike: Omg@#, How do I picks up teh weaponz#$?

Expert playing counter-stirke: Omg gawd..you are teh noobiest!!@#
by Hackneyed August 25, 2006
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