Nonce

Nonce(y) (U.K. Slang for paedophile) - (Adjective) -When someone’s actions, opinion or taste is so bad and so far from the societal norm, that such an actions, opinions or taste could only be shared by a nonce

“Those trainers are shit!”. “Yeah, they’re proper nonce trainers them aren’t they! Don’t know what he was thinking when he bought them!”

“It was a bit noncey that jacket he was wearing, wasn’t it?!”

by U.K. Slang Official December 28, 2021

Nonce

Allen Clark

Hey, you know that allen Clark guy? He’s a nonce

by Niggajeeboy May 26, 2019

Nonce

A nonce is Tannaz.

Tannaz is a big fuckin stroky nonce

by Tannaz is a nonce January 2, 2019

nonce

1)another word for pedophile
2) a common British insult

1) that guy was looking at me for a good 20mins what a nonce
2) your such nonce!!

by gayslag February 24, 2020

Nonce

A pedophile

Sam “Some man touched my leg” joe well he’s a right nonce

by Mr pointy tits March 13, 2019

Nonce

Rahul is a nonce who watches your children

Yo jacob I think a wild Rahul is watching your children

man hes such a nonce

by amsg March 20, 2019

Nonce

Mulham the nonce is trying to molest Mariam for the 46th time but Mariam always dodges Mulham like a bullet

A nonce is someone who's name is Mulham. He tries to molest this girl called Mariam. Mariam avoids Mulham like you avoided the kid in primary school who used to pick up a shit from the floor with a stick, and then chased you with it. Mulham oneced tried to buy Mariam flowers. When Mariam saw the flowers she ran away screaming. Lets just say Mulham's mission to get some pussy failed. Badly.

by Muham's_a_Nonce April 9, 2019