I'm so excited! The government just declared tomorrow a smog day! I'm going to play video games all day!
by Don'tKillBill January 30, 2019

Slang for an instance in which flatulence occurs upon the male genitalia, typically during sexual intercourse.
"Dude, I hooked up with Jessica last night."
"Right after the bean-eating contest?"
"Yeah bro, there was a lotta smog on the hog."
"Right after the bean-eating contest?"
"Yeah bro, there was a lotta smog on the hog."
by BenjaminOneGraves April 26, 2022

When a woman gives a wet handjob on the top floor of a sky scraper in LA and finishes him over the edge.
Debbie gave Brad a Los Angeles smog pump 2 times last week and once today, the aftermath landed on 6 people!!!
by transamguy December 17, 2012

by LarsSLG December 20, 2024

A much more severe form of brain fog, where you're brain is absolutely polluted due to various substances. You can't think right, your memory is fucked. It's Monday.
by Smogandthecity April 17, 2022

by Derrick_Wade July 22, 2023
