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Roberto Nevilis

The Asshole who invented homework if this man hadn’t been ever lived we wouldn’t have the stress kids have today so if your thinking of doing a research project on the invention of homework here is the definition of the intellectual who invented it
Roberto Nevilis is the intellectual who invented homework
by swagy chillswag July 1, 2020
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NEIN NEIN NEIN

What Hitler Screams When Something Bad Happens!!
Means: "NO NO NO"
Opposite: ja
by kevindong August 17, 2016
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Neville Longbottom

To get significantly more attractive after going through the process of puberty.

Origin stems from Harry Potter, where the character Neville Longbottom (actor: Matthew Lewis) went from a dumpling shaped (but very sweet) 11 year-old to a daaaamn fine (and still very sweet) 25 year-old today.

The word was popularised by tumblr usage as both a noun and a verb.
Me looking in the mirror: I'd better Neville Longbottom by the time I get to uni, or I'm going to die alone. :/
Person returning home from uni: Is that...? Is that Susan?! Well she certainly Neville Longbottomed.
Person referring to their boyfriend: Nah, I'm not gonna break up with him. Yeah he's kinda pudgy, bit fingers crossed he'll do a Neville Longbottom!
by ICantThinkOfAUsername June 29, 2015
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roberto nevilis

That one Italian Hitler-looking fuck who invented the homework in 1095, Venice, and started this entire mess of stress for the low intelligent students and larger pride digging for the smart teacher's pets fucks. Some say he even caused for the anarchy in schools, Because of that teachers also invented penalties for not doing homework such as getting whipped infront of the whole class, thank God the penalties has changed during the years. I'm not going to be surprised if he died as a virgin. I also have a theory that Roberto nevilis is part of the Satanism.
1.You see this guy over here called Roberto nevilis? I blame him for all of my problems.

2. Elsa: y'know, when I'll become a rich genius, I'll build a time machine so then I'll be able to assassinate Roberto nevilis. And your going to help me.

Dylan: You're*
Elsa: y'know what? When I'll build the time machine then I will also make sure to assassinate your parents too, smartass.
by Absolutely unintelligent Henry September 19, 2017
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Nevena

She is a loveable person she is kind smart and so gorgeous. She loves all of her friends and she would never leave anyone out in a game and she would never betray you 💖.

She is also silly 🤪 and super funny 😂 if you have a friend that’s name is Nevena never leave her🥺💖❤️
Nevena is so beautiful 💖
by Saher June 3, 2020
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neina

Very kind and sweet , normally can be quite quiet at first but when she gets to know someone she can be one of the best friends ever , she is definitely one of the people that you will want to be friends with forever.
My friend Neina is amazing.
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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neville longbottom

BAMF.
Neville surprised us in the seventh Harry Potter by being such a badass. We now like to refer to him as BAMF. If he lets us.
Shall we review?

"Harry heard a scuffle and a shout, then another bang, a flash of light and a grunt of pain; he opened his eyes an infinitesimal ammount. Someone had broken free of the crowd and charged at Voldemort."
This badass would be Neville.

"The longer Harry looked at Neville, the worse he appeared: one of his eyes was swollen, yellow and purple, there were gouge marks on his face, and his general air of unkemptness suggested that he had been living rough. Nevertheless, his battered visage shone with happiness as he let go of Hermione and said again, 'I knew you'd come! Kept telling Seamus it was a matter of time!'
'Neville what happened to you?'
'What? this?' Neville dismissed his injuries with a shake of the head. 'This is nothing.'"

Finally the most BAMF moment of all:
"In one swift, fluid motion Neville broke free of the Body-Bind Curse upon him; the flaming Hat fell off him and he drew from its depths something silver, with a glittering, rubied handle-
The slash of the silver blade could not be heard over the roar of the oncoming crowd, or the sounds of the clashing giants, or of the stampeding centaurs, and yet it seemed to draw every eye. With a single stroke, Neville sliced off the great snake's head, which spun high into the air, gleaming in the light flooding from the Entrance Hall, and Voldemort's mouth was open in a scream of fury that nobody could hear, and the snakes body thudded to the ground at his feet-"
BAMF!
"If you're looking for Neville on the Marauder's map, he's labeled 'BAMF.'"

"Neville uses Nagini's blood as soy sauce."

"Neville Longbottom is what's beyond the veil."
by mathilde August 23, 2007
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