Social Netiquette

Social network etiquette

Picking your nose while texting is terrible social netiquette.

by stuartvision January 20, 2020

neto

the word neto means the highest rank in the dutch clan. the dutch clan is formed of many dutch men. neto can also mean supreme ruler, the chosen one, and or titan of wisdom.

dude!! you got 100% on 4 tests in a row, go neto!!!!

by neto January 19, 2005

Neotic

A insubstantial nightmare, appearing real in biblical proportion while trying to wake up but appears that you have, but have not.

Person 1: I just had an neotic dream.
Person 2: How do you know you're awake then?

by Bat Weasel September 23, 2009

Neti Shot

To ejaculate in one's partner's nostril, resulting in expulsion from opposite nostril.

*Note: Not to be supplemented for real Neti Pot use as a sinus cleansing system

Dude #1: I was about to give her a facial, but instead I gave her a Neti shot!
Dude #2: Cool beans!

by Ryno123 January 25, 2010

netdicks and chill

A gay orgy while netflix is playing in the background!

Yo, we gonna have netdicks and chill night?

by Zacherzach211 March 9, 2016

netnix

The act of mailing back a Netflix movie rental that was never watched.

Yeah, I had that one unopened on my counter for like 3 weeks, so I finally netnixed it.

by dfrond March 19, 2010

Nenoism

Its a pretty new religion. Invented sometime around 2008-2009 in California by the Genius known as Neno
So new that it doesn't even really have its own moral codes or ideas. It can really mean anything. If that means one day you want to be Christian, then your Christian; if you wish to be an atheist the next day, so be it. Its most closely related to being agnostic but not exactly due to its constant variability. its a great belief when you care, but don't really care about life's greatest philosophical questions. Great for awkward moments with religious and anti-religious extremists

Christian- So what do you believe in?
Nenerian- nenoism
Christian-what does that mean? like god or something?
Neneriant- not really
Christian- So your atheist!?
Nenarian- not really
Christian- ???

by Nenerian September 7, 2011