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Netflix and Sorrow

The lowest point in someone's life where they are so lonely and their life is so unfulfilled that they have to resort watching Netflix all day by themselves without any interactions which others. While watching Netflix they also realize how pathetic they really are and become very depressed.
I am going to go home and Netflix and Sorrow.
by BShan April 22, 2016
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one eye on netflix

When you are receiving a pity bj from your long-term significant other. Usually while their attention is divided between you and another task.

Similar to Netflix and chill.
Beers bro?
Nah man, my girl's got one eye on Netflix.
by Greenbeener January 27, 2016
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Pizza and watch netflix

Pizza and watch netflix is the invitation given to a girl from a guy to "hang out" which is a cover for having sex.
guy:"hey wanna come round? we can order pizza and watch netflix"
really what he means is..
guy: "hey want to come to mine and have sex?"
by ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHH January 8, 2015
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netflix nazi

Someone who obsessively screws up your netflix queue for their own benefit. Often involves renting movies no one else in the house wants to watch and then waiting a week to watch them, thereby wasting more time and money.
My wife is a total Netflix Nazi; she's constantly deleting good movies and replacing them with the Golden Girls Season 3.
by WotanMitUns April 22, 2008
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Netflix

Verb; to spend hours watching TV and watching whole series in a day and not doing anything productive
Anna netflixed for a whole week straight! I can't believe she did that, I wish I could be her
by Btccarr January 31, 2015
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netflix and cuddle

A synonym for Netflix and Chill which is used to get someone to come over and "cuddle" but you probably won't be watching Netflix or cuddling.
Boy: "Hey you wanna come over to watch Netflix and cuddle on Saturday?"

Girl: "Do you mean Netflix and Chill? Because I'm not into that."

Boy: "No! Of course not! I just want you to come over so we can cuddle."

Girl: "Alright, I'll come over Saturday."

Boy: "Okay, bring condoms."

Girl: "What?"

Boy: "Nothing. See you Saturday."
by emily237 November 3, 2015
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Netflix and children

by sweatpantsandfries January 2, 2016
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