When you wanna netflix and chill but your girl is on her period so you gotta netflix and cuddle but congrats bro she isn't pregnant
Jordan:hey babe wanna netflix and chill today?
Stacey: I'm on my period boo we can Netflix and cuddle instead
Jordan: damn okay, at least you aren't pregnant
Stacey: I'm on my period boo we can Netflix and cuddle instead
Jordan: damn okay, at least you aren't pregnant
by Sublimesoul August 22, 2015
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iβm smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
A synonym for Netflix and Chill which is used to get someone to come over and "cuddle" but you probably won't be watching Netflix or cuddling.
Boy: "Hey you wanna come over to watch Netflix and cuddle on Saturday?"
Girl: "Do you mean Netflix and Chill? Because I'm not into that."
Boy: "No! Of course not! I just want you to come over so we can cuddle."
Girl: "Alright, I'll come over Saturday."
Boy: "Okay, bring condoms."
Girl: "What?"
Boy: "Nothing. See you Saturday."
Girl: "Do you mean Netflix and Chill? Because I'm not into that."
Boy: "No! Of course not! I just want you to come over so we can cuddle."
Girl: "Alright, I'll come over Saturday."
Boy: "Okay, bring condoms."
Girl: "What?"
Boy: "Nothing. See you Saturday."
by emily237 September 20, 2015
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