He's known as Eagle Eye Neil and can spot a violation as small as a fly's dick from 100 yards. His unquenchable thirst for telling on people that don't have a permit began somewhat mysterious. The legend is Momma Neil is an 8000 year old witch that got pregnant sucking Satans dick for a building permit. The pregnancy is said to have lasted 13 years before Neil was birthed from his mother's anus.
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Neil is one of the most shortest people you will ever meet. He is very Loyal and He will always have your back. He is super Funny and has a great sense of humor. He gets pissed off super easy and its most likely always because someone says something about his girlfriend as he is very protective of his baby girl. This dude makes a great boy freind. If you get a Neil don't let go.
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