Alabama nightstick

When you pull your dick out and beat a woman in the face with it.

This chick mouthed off to me so I gave her Alabama nightstick

by Bad harry October 25, 2018

longhorn nightstand

Participant A stands in a handstand fully erect with a dildo protruding from his anus whilst participant B executes an old fashioned HJ and participant C works the dildo. All 3 participants are wearing ostrich boots, naturally.

I walked in on my mom and uncle performing the longhorn nightstand again whilst my dad worked the C position, I can’t unsee this

by Buffalo Gums May 7, 2021

Eight Crazy Nights

A really wierd cartoon starring Adam Sandler many watch during Chanuka, simply because it's the only movie out there regarding the topic. You only realize it's inappropriate and super tragic after a certain age.

- Hey, wanna watch Home Alone 28737290923803?
- Nah, i'll watch Eight Crazy Nights with my mishpuche.

by kangaroo4life December 15, 2019

ghost of last nights dinner

Another way to say fart

do you smell that?! its the ghost of last nights dinner! Peeeeuuuuu!

by jds5 December 29, 2019

five nights at bebra

the best game of 2022. was made by BebraDev. basically about five nights at pizzeria. 4 middle-schoolers try to escape Saratov.

five nights at bebra is the best game. five nights at bebra is my fav game.

by fan number one January 23, 2022

Late nights in the middle of June

Sometimes, all I think about is you
Late nights in the middle of June
Heat waves been faking me out
Can't make you happier now
Sometimes, all I think about is you
Late nights in the middle of June
Heat waves been faking me out
Can't make you happier now
I AM FILLING YOU LIFE WITH DNF

Late nights in the middle of June

Example 1:
Person 1: I burn you?
Person 2: you melt me.
Example 2:
Person 1: you melt me.
Person 2: oh c’mon now

by jaybear27 June 18, 2021

Talladega Nights

Every NASCAR driver's life story.

Talladega Nights is factual.

by qwug August 9, 2006