dirty newfie

The sexual act of having a Cod fish (preferably frozen) inserted into your partners anus, then removing said Cod and slapping it across their face. Bonus points if there is fecal matter left on their face.

My boyfriend gave me a dirty newfie last night and now I think I have pink eye... from the fecal matter in the eye.

by Salñic October 15, 2017

Newfie

A person who lives in Newfoundland, usually goes by the name of Brandon, this Brandon character, is in denial about talking like a "newfie" even though we know that he probably sounds like an alien to the people who live on the westcoast. But, newfies are loved, always. <3

" That newfie is sexy! Hes a Brandon. "

by LALALA7389 February 24, 2010

newfie shot

A newfie shot is the process in which you take a shot, and then immediately after you snort a line of salt. As a finale you take a slice of lemon and ssquirt it in your eye. It is quite entertaining to watch.

Man, did you see jimmy last night? He was doing newfie shots!

He is such a dumbass, I'm sorry i missed it.

by jennifer bennifer October 12, 2009

Newfie Lottery

When a person from Newfoundland thinks they've won the lottery, but only actually got one number on each line.

Wife: Oh my God, I won the lottery!!!
Husband: No you didn't, you just won the Newfie Lottery, you're a dumbass!

by wopalicious July 13, 2009

Naffie

The bisexual guy version of Aphrodite. He is full of many talents and special in so many ways. He expresses this creatively vibrantly hoisting himself to the whole world. He's the nicest person you could meet but will punch your jaw out of socket if your hurt him on a pressing matter such as loved ones or things. He is very jittery sometimes and doesn't always take compliments fully to heart but he is the most special person on earth. If you have a naffie don't ruin his trust. If you do this you'll have a diamond rather than some stupid piece of disposable glass.

Damn Naffie sure is working it on the dance floor.

I know I should have respected him more and maybe he'd be dancing in my pants instead.

by Billygoat April 11, 2012

Newfie Breath Mint

That pink, blue, white, or any other coloured puck in the urinal that is supposed to cover up the smell of a few thousand pisses. Usually ineffective. "Newfie" is short for Newfoundlander, person that hails from a province known for its' screech, rocks and seasonal employment.

I was at the bar and had to drive home, so I took a bite out of the Newfie Breath Mint to disguise my screech breath.

by nickpapageorgio February 8, 2008

Newfie Poutine

the male partner has to go unwashed for at least a week to form what is known as smegma (cheese dick), anal sex is then performed to gather fecal matter (gravy, shit). the other partner then begins to perform oral sex to cleanse the penis of the great mixture of gravy and cheese.

John: "hey, do you want to go have dinner with me some time?"
kayla:"ya sure, what do you feel like having"
John:"well i can make a mean Newfie Poutine!"

later that night

john: "how does dem fries taste bitch"

by the jizz wizard November 22, 2011