Near Miss Porn Stomach

That intense sick feeling you get when you are pulling your meat and you hear the front door close and you scramble to disconnect from 'up my arse' dot com as quickly as you can whilst pulling up your trousers and wiping jizz off the keyboard

Fuck me...I was waxing the dolphin yesterday when my Grandad came home early from the day centre....I had near miss porn stomach for fucking hours afterwards

by Rifleman59 May 5, 2010

Pert' Near

Really fuckin' close.

I was pert' near the gas station when I pert' near hit an old lady walking across the street.

Her nipples were so long, I pert' near got my eye poked out.

Her: How close are you to cumming?

Me: Pert' near!

by Badturns July 13, 2010

naralee

A wonderful but crazy hearted young women who can spend all her free time just being outdoors very hyper and talkative she get very shy when she crushes on someone she is extremely weird and that what make her have friends she wild when she want to be and she dances only with certain people she love to watch tv shows and like to decorated she cooks and love children's she also like to learn different languages and she always have a back-up plan when her future don't go the way she wants to a great and loveable person who like to take adventure

Guy: that Naralee crazy and weird but she so sweet

Guy 2: she adorable and I love her silliness so happy she my friend

Girl: Naralee so cool it's like never awkward around her she always have something to say

Girl2: yeah I know she a great friend she some one I can always trust

by Anthony gates January 27, 2014

near sex experience

When a virgin got his/her partner's pants off but you couldn't make it to the sex because of some unfortunate event like erectile disfunction or the girls menstrual cycle or some emergency at work or home.

Alan have you even had sex? Alan: No but i've had a near sex experience.

by AJ18 May 14, 2014

naramsin

Naramsin is someone who's intelligent, smart and sexy. And is always funny around other people

Naramsin is making this place go nuts!!

by ILOVECAKE123____ April 7, 2017

naram

Naram is a sexy ass mf who does whatever he wants. Naram makes all the hoes wet. Has a huge penis.

Omg look at the sexy guy naram, omg he makes me so horny

by akumaa ツ May 20, 2021

Neala

Neala is beautiful and if you ever get a chance to date a Neala do it because she is funny beautiful gorgeous kind and over all absolutely amazing and you should never let her go ever and she really likes to hug kiss and cuddle

Guy.. holy Neala your absolutely gorgeous wold you go on an amazing adventure date with me kiss kiss snorl

by Migneault-Malachi July 12, 2021