My pet named steve

My pet named Steve has come from the ancient god of YouTube.

I swallowed a my pet named Steve.'

by Huh huh huh huh. November 23, 2016

Naked Hustle

The art of making a living by stripping. Originally from the song by the Dunk Ryders and Bizzle. See stripper.

Guy 1: Hey man you wanna go out to the strip club later tonight?

Guy 2: Hell yeah.. I support the naked hustle.

by GatorBaby4L June 22, 2008

no naked jacuzziness

A well-known phrase of disapproval said by Michelle Bass observing Big Brother 5 after Marco suggested that the housemates have a naked jacuzzi including Michelle's boyfriend Stu.

Marco: "Naked jacuzzi, naked jacuzzi!

Michelle: (In a geordie accent) No naked jacuzziness!

The phrase can be used in general to diapprove of excessive nudity or loose behaviour by one's partner.

by Grumpy old Devil September 2, 2004

naked makeout lady

nerdspeak for female fuck buddy.

Nerd : hey, wanna be my naked makeout lady for the forseeable future ?
Woman : hmmm, that sounds like nerdspeak for something. Since I don't have my 'Nerdspeak To English' dictionary with me, what does it mean ?
Nerd : well, in your language it means 'female fuck buddy'.
Woman : Oh. Well, no thank you.
Nerd : Well, have intercourse in that direction, you birther of canine puppies.
Woman : More nerdspeak ?
Nerd : Yep.
Woman : what could 'have intercourse in that direction, you birther of canine puppies' possibly mean ?
Nerd : it means, 'fuck you, bitch' !

by Virgin Suicides June 7, 2017

Nated

When one shot (Of raspberry smirnoff vodka) and half a beer gets you shitfaced making you throw up everywhere, naked. You also tend to run around a ping pong table endlessly while hitting on T8.

YO HE GOT TOTALLY NATED LAST NIGHT
Are you the T8 with tits or without tits.

by MIKE LITORIS December 28, 2014

asshole naked

The absolute most naked you can be. No clothes no wallet no ride no blanket.....nothing.

That hooker tried to rip me off so I left her asshole naked on the side of the road.

by rws2012s August 24, 2009

Naked spooning

When a guy and his girl take their clothes off and lay in the spoon position. Quite possibly the most amazing feeling on the planet especially when the girl has a perfect booty. The softness and smoothness of her butt cheeks squeezing his cock feels so incredible it will give him an all night boner and feel like a nonstop orgasm. He won't want to fall asleep.

Girl: How did you sleep last night love?
Guy: Terrible, I didn't sleep at all.
Girl: Oh yeah we were naked spooning. Your cock really loves my booty.
(Guy smiling)

by LLeaky June 7, 2018