nanny pimp

a person who solicits customers for a nanny, usually in return for a share of the nanny's earnings; i.e. nanny referral services.

Stressed out wife: I can't find a sitter for tonight. We may have to cancel our plans...
Husband: Well, we can always call a nanny pimp. They can hook us up with a sitter...For a price.

by thenannypimp December 2, 2010

bitch-nanny

wifey, girlfriend

Carrie is my bitch-nanny.

by toastandeggs September 29, 2010

granny nanny

One who has the care of an elderly family member.

A granny nanny performs tasks such as: housekeeping, laundry, shopping and meal preparation for an elder. As in: Her granny nanny arrived early to take her to the doctor.

by M. Spangenberg January 13, 2008

nanny kingdom

New Zealand, a country where citizens are treated as if they were in a giant kindergarten. Overly cautious approach to basic human rights.

Government: There’s one Covid case, we need lock down the entire city and prevent our citizens from returning home aboard
- that’s what nanny kingdoms do

by kiwirama October 22, 2023

nanny paper

Nanny paper is when a girl squirts (usually after having sex or masturbating) onto a price of paper which makes the paper go all crinkley after it has dried out.

Girl: oh I'm gonna squirt I'm gonna squirt. quick get the paper.
Guy: okay I love doing nanny paper.
*Girl squirts*
Guy: oh this is going to be some good nanny paper.

by Bossmanjamie March 5, 2017

Nanny Janglers

A grandmother’s tin of various things. Can be used to call other people out on their clutter of things or unnecessary objects.

Dude, clean up all your nanny Janglers! We have company!

by This Grandma Loves Her Little February 19, 2019

nanny shake

To shake an infant violently, especially when performed by a person who is the primary caregiver of the infant but not the parent; Shaken baby syndrome (SBS).

Mother: "I woke up, went to her crib and shook her to see if she was still breathing".

Friend: "You shook her?!"

Mother: "I didn't nanny shake her! I just shook her enough to rouse her, not give her brain damage."

by aislinnfaye April 17, 2015