Noah

The word to describe something greater than Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris bowed down to his master, Noah

by Noah Lefevre July 31, 2007

Noah

a name that is so awesome anybody would think is really awesome a if you know somebody named noah then go up to them and say you are awesome

dude 1: there is a new kid named noah
dude 2: really is he cool
dude 1: heck yeah he is so awesome he has his own body guards
dude2:sweet

by awesomeman24 October 8, 2011

Noah

One hell of a badass who built an ark

Guy 1- "Looks like its gonna rain..."
Guy 2- "Call Noah!!!"

by that1kidnoah March 18, 2014

noah

noah is a bitch. noah has a small penis. noah is short and scared of girls. the little faggot probably kisses boys in his free time. faggot.

fuck you noah.

by NoahHater69 December 10, 2019

Noah

Noah's are the most amazing people you will ever meet. They are sweet, caring, and will do anything to make you smile. They tend to be very sensitive, but have a very romantic side. They are AMAZING in bed and can easily pick up women due to their incredible looks and stunning blue eyes. Noah's always have a great sense in music and are wonderful musicians. They are also very smart and will always help you if you're having trouble. If you ever happen to get lucky enough to date a Noah, don't ever let him go. He will treat you like a queen and will never leave you. He will be the greatest thing that will ever happen to you.

1. Friend #1: I met this amazing guy the other day and I'm pretty sure I'm in love with him.
Friend #2: Lol, he was a Noah wasn't he?
2. Gahh, that was the greatest sex ever! I'm glad I let you try anal, Noah.
3. Have you ever just wanted to scream out "Noah" while masturbating?

by maddieissocoollike January 2, 2014

Noah

If you ever meet a Noah be gentle with him he may act chill, charming and many other great features but honestly deep down he's insecure and sad, if you ever find a Noah he's probably dumb and funny a great friend who would do anything for friends and for love and totally into blondes

Who's that??

Oh it's Noah
He's cute he your bf?
No I wish, were just friends

by Ilovenoah-piper January 12, 2017

Noah

The kind of boy who stays by your side when your feeling sick. The kind of boy that will make sure you are okay when you fall. He'll try to be with you when he can. He can be a little angry be when he sees the girl he acts all happy. And he has brown hair it's kinda long but cute. When his being mean and someone tells him that ther going to tell his girl that his being mean he says please don't I'll do any thing just please don't tell her. He does not like when people make fun of him and his girl. He can be a little dumm but a cute dumm

Boy: Hey your girl is fat and ugly
Noah: Stut the f*ck up
Boy: Fine Noah I was just joking
Noah: f*ck off

by His girl #3 May 15, 2011