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No Porking Way

When you are feeling "Wowed" about something that astonished you!!!!!!!!
(In extreme situations the "G" will disappear then will become "NO PORKIN WAY"..also can be explained with three pig emojis 🐷🐷🐷)
Kyle : "do you eat cardboard"
Dad: "No porking way"
Kyle: "yes porking way"
by Noporkingway.com November 8, 2019
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No-Effing-Way Game

A hidden trigger in the franchise mode of "Madden" that unleashes a flurry of unexpected turnovers and bad breaks against you for a specific game.
A "No-Effing-Way Game is when the computer will not allow you to win without cheating.

"My RB just fumbled on the five yard line for the third time this game! There is No-Effing-Way I am going to win the game."
by Bill_Simmons July 7, 2008
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No Freakin Way

Having an orgy with seven or more people. The No Freakin Way part of this orgy is when one of the participants shit all over another participant. After one shits, the other participants start to gang rape the participant who is covered in feces by ejaculating, shoving jalapeno coins in every orifice possible, and pissing all over their body.
I had all of my friends over for a hangout. When I emptied my ass on Debra, everyone was like No Freakin Way.
by AN0SEater December 21, 2020
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no fucking way

Expression of awe, excitement, fear, or sometimes all three at once.

Also, the textbook rejection to Luke Marshall asking a girl to the movies.

See also: Holy Freakin Muffins
No fucking way, sixty-foot waves on a nudist beach?
by Luke December 26, 2004
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No fucking way dude.

Definition 1: When rejecting someone else's idea.
Definition 2: When someone tells you something unbelievable.
1:

Guy: hey dude here's my plan for the house
Person: No fucking way dude. This shit too expensive!

2:

Guy: hey dude check this out I caught it on video
Person: No fucking way dude. Did that happen?!
by allyssawashere May 8, 2022
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do you no de way

Do yo no de way klok klok klock

she smell like the great ebola do you no de way
by www.salad.com April 29, 2020
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Ain't No Blimpzy Way

Ain't No Blimpzy Way! Inspired from "Ain't No Way" but it's using "BLIMP" to advertise to people from far destination.
Like posting on internet in 2023 but. 1930's When we doesn't invent a "SMARTPHONE" People using an "AIRPLANE" or "BLIMP" to advertise to whole city or even near them

"NO WAY DUDE" we're gonna rent a blimp and advertise what i saw on a blimp and ride them to New York City"
Ain't No Blimpzy Way! that man ate burritos like a corn cob. Make him famous!
by CHR1SSY January 17, 2023
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