by Nut_meme November 12, 2016
Get the Nigerian Wrathmug. A highly elaborate sex move where both participants (who are of Nigerian descent (preferably purebred Nigerian)) engage in a vicious and primitive emulation of a helicopter, the steps are as follows:
The Male lies flat on his back, presenting his erect penis as the motor shaft for the helicopter blade, the female then inserts herself onto the male’s shaft and spins clockwise, mimicking the blades of a helicopter, thus creating a downward force lifting them into the air.
Eventually the two will achieve such a speed which will allow them to bend the fabric of space-time around them, causing a time warp to occur, sending them back to the times of slavery in the 1800s.
This sex move, although very advanced, is highly enjoyable. So in conclusion, if you are black and you haven’t tried the Nigerian helicopter, you ain’t a real nigga
The Male lies flat on his back, presenting his erect penis as the motor shaft for the helicopter blade, the female then inserts herself onto the male’s shaft and spins clockwise, mimicking the blades of a helicopter, thus creating a downward force lifting them into the air.
Eventually the two will achieve such a speed which will allow them to bend the fabric of space-time around them, causing a time warp to occur, sending them back to the times of slavery in the 1800s.
This sex move, although very advanced, is highly enjoyable. So in conclusion, if you are black and you haven’t tried the Nigerian helicopter, you ain’t a real nigga
by honestlyijustwannadie November 19, 2017
Get the Nigerian Helicoptermug. when you gape someones asshole then pour in vinegar and bi carb soda then but plug it give them a shake unbutt plug it then watch it explode out brown shit like a black volcano (nigerian volcano)
nigger 1: yo i did some kinky shit with this girl last night
nigger 2: yo what you do
nigger 1: a nigerian volcano my nigger
nigger 2: yo thats eetswa
nigger 2: yo what you do
nigger 1: a nigerian volcano my nigger
nigger 2: yo thats eetswa
by An Oscar February 2, 2021
Get the nigerian volcanomug. by TheJeffOnaterSaid September 25, 2019
Get the Nigerian Scammermug. by scoliosis god November 11, 2019
Get the nigerian pussymug. by darios October 18, 2008
Get the nigerian hairmug. n. The act of farting into a pillow, piece of foam rubber, or sweater, and then sneaking up behind someone and pressing into their face. A particularly vile prank after eating spicy, exotic food.
My cousin Flobert was being a little bitch, so I saved up a greasy taco fart, grabbed a cushion from the couch, and totally Nigerian Ambush-ed him.
by skip o'potamus September 25, 2006
Get the Nigerian ambushmug.