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Nerd Nest

The tangled web of chords and cables behind a PC.
The nerd nest behind my desk is out of control.
by Tj Jeep September 11, 2007
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Birds in my nest

When a guy says this it means he came in his pants and his genital regions got sperm on it.His pubic hairs in this area have been covered in sperm and now have dried up creating a nest.
Guy says :There are birds in my nest
Person next to him: what are you talking about?
Guy says: You don't wanna know
by GuyGaiden23X December 14, 2017
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sniff the nest

A phrase describing when a guy is low-key hitting on a girl. Causally testing the waters to get a feel for the odds of him eventually getting some tail. In this context, 'nest' refers to the female crotch, around which he's sniffing.
Guy: 'Why is your phone buzzing today constantly? Who's texting you?'
Girl: 'This dude I met who offered to teach me how to weld.'
Guy: 'Weld? That's weird. He's probably also trying to sniff the nest'
Girl: 'Yeah, probs
by channel_panel September 23, 2018
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Dragon Nest

A free-to-play Korean MMORPG playable in Korea, Japan, Taiwan, Hong Kong, China, North America, SEA, Australia, and New Zealand. In North America, Nexon runs and operates the game on their servers. Dragon Nest can appeal to all gamers, it has anime style animation but is an action based. It uses a non-target combat system (similar to shooting games). Within the game you can team up with other players and do dungeons, Nests, create guilds, party, do sexy dances, and complete both story and non-story quests.
Did you buy NX cash again?
Yeah, it was for Dragon Nest.
by NinjaBunnii99 September 3, 2011
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Muskrat's Nest

A Muskrat's Nest is defined as completely filling the toilet bowl with paper, even until the toilet paper is high and dry above the bowl line, and then defecating on top of the giant pile of toilet paper. A properly built nest can usually only be removed by the use of a spade shovel, as flushing at that point would prove all but impossible. By keeping the muskrat on top of the nest and not in the water, the vile stench of the muskrat can be allowed to permeate the entire venue. The muskrat's nest is intended as a practical joke, or as revenge for having been muskrat-nested. A Muskrat's Nest must be built with caution, as they are illegal in most states.
Rob: Hey Jake, the service at this restaurant totally sucks ass!

Jake: Yeah, you should totally go build a Muskrat's Nest in the men's room!

Rob: Fuck yeah! That'll teach 'em! In fact, I'll even do it in the lady's room!
by TheLordofHazard March 9, 2010
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nigger's nest

Pronunciation: \ˈni-gərs\ \ˈnest\
Function: Adjective
Often used to describe a dwelling or area of a dwelling marked by an over population of niggers, foul or putrid matter, and disorganization.
A typical nigger's nest includes empty bottles of MD 20/20, crack pipes, used diapers, used needles, stolen merchandise, spinnin' rims and niggers that are not aware their dwelling is a nigger's nest. However, the term may be used in a Caucasian setting to describe a room, home, car, or any other area beyond the control of the person or people responsible. This typically occurs in households unaware their home and/or room is a nigger's nest.
1. With 7 kids and 2 on the way Shunequia and Delroc were unaware their 1 bedroom apartment was a nigger's nest.

2. After weeks of partying Kyle was unaware that the trunk of his car had become a nigger's nest.

3. Adrian: "I can't stand riding in Tangy's Escalade because it is a total nigger's nest- especially because of her broken spinnin' rims in the back seat."
by Lipozene12 April 15, 2009
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California Condor Nest

An excessively large or thick makeshift toilet seat cover constructed from very many interleaved strips of toilet paper placed around the seat rim. So called because of the resemblance to the nest of a very large bird.

Created by persons using a public toilet who cannot bear to have their buttocks touch the seat when a disposable cover is not available, or though to be too small, thin or flimsy to be effective.

Usually seen by others when the creator leaves the construction un-flushed and in-place on the seat after departing the public restroom.
Someone at my office keeps leaving a California condor nest in one of the stalls! I wish they'd flush the damn thing when they're done.
by 84579876874 June 29, 2011
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