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NASA "Touch Up"

Refering to the NASA moonlanding conspiracy alleging NASA "touched up" footage of the moonlanding in 1969.
Madonna is getting so old so old her photoshoots require a NASA "Touch Up".
by Faymkonzi June 1, 2019
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NASA

National Auto Sports Association. The National Auto Sports Association has been around for decades turning race car dreams into reality by not only teaching auto racing but also creating competition for the average Joe all the way to semi-professional auto racing.
Yesterday I competed in an autocross competition held by NASA.
by johannthegreat September 14, 2020
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NASA Dress Rehearsal

When sleeping next to your partner and you line up your butthole directly with a partner’s hole and fart. Their reaction let’s you know if the rehearsal was a success and you’re ready to move on to space docking.
I woke up my wife by lining up my butthole to her butthole to perform a NASA Dress Rehearsal before the space docking later in the month. She screamed that she felt the fart deep in her butt. I knew then, my years of preparation made me ready for the Space Dock. T-minus 20 days…
by Ice Meow September 24, 2022
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secret NASA

Secret NASA made a big discovery today.
by jerry dow April 16, 2019
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testing rocket engines for NASA

Having explosive diarrhea with lots of farting between the poop explosions.
You're lactose intolerant, so stay away from those Chipotle quesadillas unless you want to spend the rest of your day testing rocket engines for NASA. Alone. In the crapper.
by ArionVulgaris June 11, 2023
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Nasa

When you squint your eyes to read something or identify things in a distance without wanting to wear your glasses.
Due to my lack of vision I’m Nasaing to see the island over there.

Is that Dhonveli in the distance I’m not sure as I can’t see and to get a clearer picture I’d have to nasa
by DeeperMeanings February 14, 2025
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NASA

multiple aliens in a metaphorical trench coat and several physical trench coats
"Have you heard of NASA?"
"yes"
"extraterrestrial scum"
by anonymous April 11, 2024
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