nap

The female genitalia; vagina

Pronounced: nahp

"I need to borrow a tampon for my nap"

"Get your nap over here"

"You only want me for my nap juice"

by Danielle Joyce December 14, 2008

nap

disgusting. nasty. short term for nappy.

AHH NAP. THATS SO GROSS.

by dan asdf September 15, 2005

Shroom nap

/SHro͞om nap/

(Noun)

When you eat a bunch of Magic Mushrooms, then take a nap right afterwards. By the time you wake up, you're tripping balls.

That Shroom nap was a great way to start my Tuesday. Now, it's time to go exploring...

by TheTallestPsychonaut June 21, 2021

sex nap

Period of rest following rigorous sex which occurred during the daytime hours.

After my girlfriend mounted me and rode me like a stallion, we slipped into a sex nap.

by TheMood March 23, 2017

Depression nap

Napping as an escape mechanism to avoid negative thoughts when depressed.

Yo, I'm feeling hella depressed, let me take a depression nap

by Hostestwithemostest April 19, 2018

depression nap

A nap that depressed people take when they can't deal with the emotional pain they feel. They try to shut out everything they feel by having the illusion that they are dead. When they are asleep, they don't have to feel, think, or cry about anything. It's a way to numb your pain without drugs. A depression nap is the closest thing to death. It usually calms people down or prevents them from suicide.

Boy: I'm gonna take a nap.
Girl: but you you just woke up like an hour ago
Boy: It's not cuz i'm tired. It's a depression nap.

by pain assasin November 9, 2017

Shower Nap

The act of lying on the floor of a shower, lights off, drifting into sleep. Often, a towel can be used as a water soluble blanket.

"Dude, you were in the shower for twenty minutes!"
"I know dude, quick shower nap!"

by Joe Weil January 15, 2010