Shit in my fuck bag

To downplay one's accomplisments.

Don't shit in my fuck bag cause you are jealous, Mia

by Pizza Billy Johnson December 6, 2010

Bag my beef

Phrase used for a women taking all of your southern meat in her sausage wallet.

Spencer: "How about you come over here and bag my beef while I slowly paw your fun bags?"

by hbar314 June 10, 2011

Beans on my Dorrito Bag

When a man lathers his nutsac in Dorrito cheese, and has a woman shit on it. He then forces the woman to give him a blowjob,and suck on his left nut.

"The woman did Beans on my Dorrito Bag to her friend"

by Bob74685 November 6, 2012

drop my hand bag

This term makes reference to having a crap/fart. As ladies hand bags are full of crap and other sh*t.

I need to drop my hand bag. / err who's dropped the hand bag that stinks.

by Cuprakiller August 20, 2017

my silvery bag of goodness

a fancy way of saying goon. cheap cask wine. it was been released from contrictions of its classy cardboard box and roams freely

bazz: hey Gazz, want a beer?
Gazz: no need mate, i will simply suckle from my silvery bag of goodness to my hearts content.
Bazz: i wish i'd thought of that, makes a nice hat too.

by Anje October 14, 2003

liquid in my meat bag

You yell this at your girl while you guys are fucking.

Dug- The liquid in my meat bag is about to explode!

Teresa- Oh yes baby, let it go!!!

by MamaTitty November 30, 2016

Pogger's in my Valentino white bag

Two memes that should never go together, like who tf mixed those memes, it's Time for them to get in the forever box

Me: I have pogger's in my Valentino white bag

Friend: you wanna run that by me again

by anonymous December 29, 2020