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Beating my meat

when a dude or chick masturbates. (woman can do it too, ur legit rubbing ur flaps n shit.) typically refers to a dude or a woman who actually talks about self pleasure cuz they dont really do that.
brittney- "omg i was beating my meat to a lil peep fanfiction on wattpad last night! had my sheets soaked in blood cuz i was on my period. bombastic sideyeeeeeee"
by girlscanbeattheymeattoo June 21, 2023
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Kiss my meat

The term “Kiss my meat” is basically another version of saying “kiss my ass” but gayer, zestier, and sassier.
“Those shoes look lame!”

“Wtv hoe, kiss my meat😒”
by Aphoedite May 15, 2024
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on my meat

When a person is on your case
Bro that teacher is is on my meat
by On my meat January 20, 2018
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Terry AlAN cREWS: "'eAT mY mEAT'"

Terry AlAN cREWS: "'eAT mY mEAT'"
Terry AlAN cREWS: "'eAT mY mEAT'"
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 24, 2025
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im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat

a term for when you want to jack the fuck outta your um how do i say this you may call it you bizz your donkey your bush with a branch or if your weird you say cock
person 1:yo bro can i borrow your phone so i can watch xx- i mean call mom
person 2: uhhh sure?
person 1: man im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat
by nigger\nigga\negro May 5, 2023
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Kiss my meat

“Kiss my meat” is basically the sassier, Zestier, version of “Kiss my ass”.
“Those shoes lame asf

“Ni**a Kiss my meat😒”
by Aphoedite May 15, 2024
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