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mutually assured

Normally heard in the context of `mutually assured destruction`; when something is mutually assured, it is guaranteed to happen to both parties involved. This phrase is normally linked to discussions involving nuclear weapons, where `mutually assured destruction` means that we are all guaranteed to die.
Hindsight is always 20-20
But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy
Speak of mutually assured destruction?
Nice story...tell it to Reader's Digest!

- Megadeth, _Sweating Bullets_
by Wingchild September 13, 2003
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mutual fistpump

when you fist pump in one motion. Not bending the wrist and elbow but keeping ur arm in an L shape and moving it side to side. This can also be described as a "soft fistpump"
guy 1- "Dude we were mutual fistpumping so hardcore at the club last night."guy 2- "Dude thats legit."
by vapanther October 6, 2010
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mutually assured friend zone

The state of being in which two people both cock block each other into the friend zone even though they are both attracted to and want to be with each other.

They are then relegated to the state of perpetual friend zone with much regret yet they never know what it is that they failed to achieve.

Thus these two attractive people are forced to for ever interact and want yet not connect.
Bob and Anna MAFZ’d each other on Saturday; it was painful to watch. Mutually Assured Friend Zone (MAFZ)for the win.
by IFYG DRM December 28, 2018
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Rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song

Person 1: yo bro

Person 2: what?

Person 1: have you heard the rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song?

Person 2: no what's that?

Person 1: let me play it for you!

*song starts*

Riseeee

Rise of the... teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Rise of the!

Teenage mutant ninja turtles!

Heros in a half shell!
TURTLE POWER!

Rising up against evil!
Paint the city green!
Raph is ready for a fight!
Leos making a scene!
Mikeys gotGOT rad skills!
Donnie rocksROCKS machines!

With each other they discover their destiny and rise!

COWABUNGA!

Rise of the!

Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!

Heros in a half shell!

RISEEEEEEES!
by Spiderman :3 April 23, 2023
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teenage mutant ninja turtles

$20 bucks says these smooth pimp daddies can beat the shit out of those fruitbag Power Rangers seven sides of Sunday.
Michaelangelo, Donatello, Leonardo, and Raphael. Ph33r.
by DarkMillennia October 5, 2003
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Mutual

When you follow someone and they follow you as well on instagram/twitter.
by DolansDictionary October 11, 2017
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mutfassen

adj. Fire in the belly, courage. Not to be stopped by any opposing force. What you have when your team/squad/boys are about to tear the opposing side to shreds.
"You could see it in their eyes, Mutfassen. Too bad for the other team
by AllBlack October 13, 2005
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