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Muser

An obsessive fan, of the obsessivly amazing British band MUSE.
Hey, have you heard the new Muse song???

What a dumb fucking question to ask a muser
by Baron Von Kevin October 23, 2007
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Creation Museum

1) A $27 million dollar monument of stupidity.

2) A "museum" in kentucky (figures) that displays, among other things, carnivorous dinosaurs living happily with humans 5000 years ago. (Taking a page out of Jurassic Park)

3) A mark of embarrassment for the United States.

4) A source of mental retardation for any child who is unfortunate enough to be taken there.
Person A:Have you been to the creation museum in Kentucky?

Person B: Do i look mentally retarded?
by turtlehead2378 May 2, 2009
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muse

noun
1. in ancient Greek mythology any of 9 daughters of Zeus and Mnemosyne; protector of an art or science
2. the source of an artist's inspiration; "Euterpe was his muse"

verb
1. reflect deeply on a subject; "I mulled over the events of the afternoon"; "philosophers have speculated on the question of God for thousands of years"; "The scientist must stop to observe and start to excogitate"

muse (myôôz) Pronunciation Key
v. mused, mus·ing, mus·es

v. intr.
To be absorbed in one's thoughts; engage in meditation.

v. tr.
To consider or say thoughtfully: mused that it might take longer to drive than walk.

n. A state of meditation.
My love, you are the muse that makes my poetry come alive in beauty.
by Hedonae December 12, 2006
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I've Created a Muenster Burger

A burger that comes with Muenster cheese
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I've Created a Muenster Burger, it comes with muenster cheese!"
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muse

The most talented, adored, GORGEOUS, three piece british band you will ever hear. Led by the eternally god-like, amazing Matthew Bellamy, Muse will continue to dominate the progressive rock scene. They are all very easy on the eye, especially Bellamy, who has every woman and girl in the word dribbling with his sex face. They have made a generation.
Twilight Air Head 1: OME!!!! rpattz is teh sexxx. muse r lyk, sooo effing haaawt!

Muse Girl 1: Ugh, Robert Pattinson is a hygiene deficient gargoyle. Matthew Bellamy is god. Muse is beyond words.
by muse-girl-01 October 25, 2009
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Museum Level

The dosage of psychoactive substance (particularly 2CB) whereby you can feel the effects, but not appear to be an obvious dope fiend when in public. As coined by Dr Alexander Shulgin.
Ye man, I've got a really nice, like, museum level of high going on.
by babasutus February 3, 2009
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Muse

The greatest band in existence. Anyone who disagrees with this statement while not referring to the entity of a Muse fails at life.
If Muse were to be combined into a single, breathing entity, it would likely be Chuck Norris with an electric triangle.
by PossumCuber September 26, 2009
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