muppet

A Muppet is one of the best things in the world, it's really one of Jim Hensons creations. Some of the Muppets include:
Animal
SGT Floyd Pepper
Janice
Dr. Teeth
Zoot
Lips
Gonzo
Robin
The Swedish Chef
Beaker
and many more

What does Animal mean?
A living thing
No
Then what does Animal mean?
The crazy muppet that plays the drums on The Muppet Show!

by Tara Kustrin October 04, 2006

muppet

A useless person, akin to a puppet, but where you can stick your hand up their ass and control their mouth.

The latest political leader is a muppet, he was installed there to do the bidding of his political party, and be their mouthpiece.

by Gonso October 02, 2017

muppetitis

A medical condition in which the sufferer takes on the traits of muppet: being silly. Muppetitis very contagious.

Hind has muppetitis.

by TheMuppets October 28, 2009

muppetable

Someone who could easily be transformed into a muppet. Often someone with greatly exaggerated features, like crazy hair, a big nose, etc.

"With his huge nose and wild and crazy hair, Dave is quite muppetable."

by Joel67 November 24, 2007

muppeteer

a suitably comedically incompetent controller of muppets

the sven goran ericcson what a fucking muppeteer

by spong May 02, 2003

Muppets

Middle-aged Under-achieved Pathetic People expecting Too much Support.

What becomes of a Yuppie.

Me, and the City of London, bunch of bloody muppets...

...guess we had it coming to us, still - someone else will pay.

by Chas445 February 13, 2009

muppet

weird little puppet things on sesame street and other little children's shows

big bird: hi kids today's weather is joint
cookie monster: big bird, thats not weather
Big bird: okay then today's letter is acne
Cookie monster: big bird, that a word not a letter
Big Bird: okay today's letter is 3
Cookie Monster: big bird thats a number not a letter
Big bird: no, but its the number of joints i smoked today

by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004