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MSN stain

An MSN stain is due to a raunchy MSN conversation that ends up with the guy beating off in such a hurry that he only unzips his pants and immediately starts wanking. MSN stains are usually found on the pant leg and surrounding the zipper. Stains can also be found on t-shirts if the said person was unable to hold his bunched-up shirt under his chin long enough.
Violet caused Robert to leave an MSN stain on his pants, as she repeatedly stated how she wanted his hard dick inside of her wet vagina.
by ShVR February 17, 2006
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MSN Messenger

Microsoft's very own messenger service, used by a huge variety of people to chat with each other offering many useful features. Mainly used by teenagers & often assumed that the Messenger is used by perverts.
"I'll speak to you later, on MSN Messenger"
by Ringmasterrob September 15, 2004
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msn messenger

The newest way to have intercourse with other people.
And by intercourse, I mean speech, you perverts.
"Step aside phones, letters, morse code, and actual talking, here comes MSN messenger!"
by T.J.(cc) November 15, 2005
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MSN name

what other contacts see you as on msn. teeny boppers tend to have lots of hearts and those weird charcters that you can barely read and 'bigging up' all their fab 'gawjuz galzz'. emos will have lots of x's and talk of hearts and tears
common MSN name s
»-(¯`v´¯)-»PûÑk Þ®!ññ©€$§»-(¯`v´¯)-»LÛVïÑ ðlL MÅ GÄwjûzz GaLzz 4 lYf!: lyk omgg hiyaaaaa!!!!!111!!!!!111one
(teeny bopper)

xxvelvet tears on my heartxx: i'm gonna go self-harm now. bye
(emo)
by georga May 31, 2006
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MSN Ninja

The adjective used to describe someome who signs in on MSN, realizes that their ex Girlfriend/someone else they don't want to talk to is online. Thinking "Oh, crap!" They appear offline, and talk to people they do want to, without being spotted.
OLLIE: Hey man, what you up to?
SAM: Not much... Hey I thought you were offline?
OLLIE: Nah mate, Lauren is on, I'm just pretending to be offline so she doesn't get up me.
SAM: Oh, I see, going MSN ninja. Good idea.
by John Hylius June 15, 2009
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MSN-Loner

Someone who either doesn't have many contacts on MSN or simply cant be bothered to start a conversation with anyone despite there being many people online but no one is speaking to them.
To attract attention they will sign out for a couple of seconds then sign back in again, trying to draw attention to themselves so that people will talk to them.
Person 1: OMG that Jonathan has signed in so many times this past hour after being offline for like a second!

Person 2: He's an MSN-loner, he's just trying to get attention.
by TheVeg July 4, 2008
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MSN Ditcher

When you're talking to someone on msn and they just sign-out or ignore you for a large period of time without saying "g2g" or "brb" or something similar
I was talking to Jimmy before and I asked him something, I waited for 10 minutes to receive a response and then he just signed out. I sat there thinking "what an MSN Ditcher"
by andale524 October 14, 2009
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