Shit Mitts

To not wash your hands after wiping your ass.

I just watched the boss leave the bathroom without washing his hands. Do not lend him your pen - he has shit mitts!

by The Psychologist February 17, 2007

Emo Mitts

Glove like hand and arm coverings (With or without fingers) that cover the Emo wearers self mutilation acts, such as cutting and scars from said acts.

Kid 1: "Hey, Jane is wearing her emo mitts today. She must have done some serious damage to her arms last night."

OR

Doctor: "Ok Jane, take off those emo mitts and lets see the extent of your cutting."

by Alleymac February 12, 2009

mottarded

A marine that shows EXTREME enthusiasim in everything he does and is the poster child of how a marine should act.

theisen is so mottarded dude, he makes us look bad!

by okinawanMotard April 2, 2010

Mattsexual

When You Love That That beautiful handsome tall ginger Matt Instead of Tom Edd and Tord, You know that he is the best of them all and nobody can stop you from thinking that

Edd: Hey I love You!

A Mattsexual: Ew No your disgusting

Matt: Heya~

A Mattsexual: OMG MATT I LOVE YOU AND YOUR SO CUTE I LOVE YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by MissBootifuls May 10, 2018

motte-and-bailey argument

Also called the motte-and-bailey fallacy. A sort of rhetorical bait-and-switch where one puts forward a controversial point, then claims that they're actually arguing something far less controversial if challenged. This is often done by giving something an agreeable name (e.g., claiming that people who oppose Black Lives Matter the group oppose black lives mattering as a basic concept).

First coined by the philosopher Nicholas Shackel in 2005 and popularized by Star Slate Codex in 2014. Named after a style of medieval castle, where the hillfort (motte) is surrounded by a walled village (bailey). If the bailey was overrun, defenders could fall back to the motte and better weather the attack.

"You don't like MAGA flags, huh? What's wrong with wanting America to be great?"
"Stop it, that's a motte-and-bailey argument and you know it."

by admiralakbar1 April 22, 2022

Wad Mitts

The tissues a guy cums into when he is jerking off. He essentially catches the wad of cum in the tissue, as if the tissues were a baseball mitt.

Stuart always kept a box of wad mitts next to his bed since he jerked off every night before he fell asleep.

by BNoles November 10, 2009

mattstarrbate

1. To touch oneself while fantasizing about Matt Starr.
2. To give Matt Starr a handjob.

After his African Dance recital, I mattstarrbated all night long.

by littleonemolly January 2, 2011