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Dominic Morton

One of the most amazing people to ever step on this earth. Is the bestest friend that anyone could ever wish for. Everyone should get a Dominic as a friend!'
Dominic Morton is the most hilarious, kind and caring friend.
by wyd wyd wyd April 3, 2019
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Michael Morton

An American who was wrongfully convicted in 1987 in a Williamson County, Texas court of the 1986 murder of his wife Christine Morton.
On May 16, 2013, Governor of Texas Rick Perry signed Texas Senate Bill 1611, also called the Michael Morton Act, into law. The Act is designed to ensure a more open discovery process. The bill's open file policy removes barriers for accessing evidence.
by Donk Kong March 13, 2022
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Angle morts

When a car driver cant see a spot or its impossible too see then its called angle morts amd theres a sticker for reckless drivers like your alcoholic grandfather
Quandile dingle: Damn i saw in a truck an angle morts sticker telling me that the driver cant see me
Quandile pringle: nice maybe it was for dumb fucks?
Quandile dingle: of course it is for dumb fucks
by Msdicksucker July 4, 2023
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Jack Davies William Cakeman Darling Morton

It's the same as Jack Davies Ted Cakeman Darling Morton just spelt correct
Bill: Jack Davies William Cakeman Darling Morton
Big man Tyrone: Rude!
by LittleManTyrone January 22, 2021
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morose hole

when pressed for time and adequate cleansing of the rectal cavity is not warranted, this creates a mixture of sweat and fecal matter furthermore creating an itching and burning sensation in the asscrack that can last for multiple hours. when scratched this results in a variant of the stinky finger. this also can be a result of anal seepage.
(scratching rectal area) "dude, smell my finger, i've got the morose hole!"
by bender_82801 January 30, 2009
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Beyond Mortis

Did you see Beyond Mortis last night? Yeah I got wasted at their show and got laid by some fine assed big titted slut.

Check out that band. Yeah they are Beyond Mortis, my ear pussies got fucking railed by their music.

Would you like any water sir, fuck no that shit is for toilets, cant you see we are Beyond Mortis.
by Nitrousbob August 23, 2011
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Morton

"She grabbed me on the morton"
by RyanSmith January 31, 2009
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