morphindite

A read hot babe in satin panties who dresses up as Chris Farley and masturbates herself with the dog.

That chick's been missing all weekend...I bet that morphindite has locked herself in her room, pleasuring herself into oblivion. Again.

by Slowww_like_honey December 10, 2008

Morphy's Law

Refers to the often-experienced situation of frustration and lack of progress/advancement caused by the infamous "double-face" that so many lazy/selfish/insensitive people rapidly vacillate between, depending on current conditions --- one moment they may be robustly cheerful and agreeably open-minded, and then if someone mentions an unwelcome subject or task, they suddenly "morph" into an irritable depressed "limp rag" who does not wish to bestir himself or cooperate/assist in any way.

Morphy's Law: The level of energy/patience/good humor that someone possesses is in direct inverse proportion to the desirability of the topic under discussion, the amount of strenuous labor involved in a proposed task, etc.

by QuacksO January 4, 2017

Morphing dwarves

When someone does from emotion to emotion very quickly. Referring to the 7 dwarves.

Dam you were sleepy. Now your happy. Your gonna be grumpy later. Then dopey. You morphing dwarves!

by Nellpabz November 24, 2018

Morphine

Morphine is a pain medication of the opiate family.

Also its used by politicien speeches to Anesthetize people.

For example:
Politicien: i promise you electricity 24/24.
30 years later (morphine expired)
Politicien: i feel your pain i promis the change is coming.
72 hours later
Politicien: hella, hela hela ho

by H. Phalange October 21, 2019

morphan

A youngster whose parents are actually still living, but who abruptly "changes" into claiming that he's a parentless child just to get sympathy and/or benefits/perks that he's not entitled to.

Ex-prez Nobama fed us all such a sketchy and muddled birth-certificate story that it's almost like he turned morphan on us.

by QuacksO November 29, 2019

Morphendite

A slapped together piece of shit machine made up of mostly used and or spare parts.

What a morphendite piece of shit.

by ElGalloNegro December 9, 2019

Morphine

A non-illegal drug

Also a deceased band

1. Dude my head hurts. Take some morphine

2. Morphine’s last album was called The Night.

by SimDevoSlipknot October 25, 2020