morb

the shit that come outta your dick when ur horny

Jake: i just morbed all over the floor

Paul: wow your morb is really salty

by Andrew Tate The Sigma May 31, 2022

Morb Ob

A slang term for Morbidly Obese humans.

That woman is a Morb Ob.

by MrWinkyDinky69 November 28, 2023

Morbing

The act of clawing like a feral beast on your cock untill it bleeds and spews semen

BRO ARE YOU MORBING RIGHT NOW WITH OUT ME!?!?!?!?

by Rellik9001 January 24, 2025

Morb

To masturbate while watching the movie Morbius

"My parents caught me morbing it was so embarrassing"

by Thatoneguy yknow? June 24, 2022

Morb

Morb (morbed, morbing), a verb derived from "morbid", is sometimes used to represent the state of a person after they witness very unpleasant, unwholesome or disturbing things (frequently about death and/or disease) that they want to immediately unsee.

Noooo! That's so... ugh! I hate that! I'm gonna morb! (taken from Lucy Pyre's thalassophobia video)

by stylemistake June 10, 2022

Morbed

To be forced to watch the entirety of hit movie Morbius (2022), usually at a much faster speed than the actual movie.

Person 1: Have you seen @freshcoralblast on tik tok?
Person 2: Isn't that the guy who morbed his viewers?
Person 1: Yeah, he's pretty cool

by Rumbleblast07 June 7, 2022

morbing

A transition from when morb to gorb. This ritual takes place with around 6 chimpanzees, it is hardcore sex where 3 extra holes appear for 3 extra chimpanzees they rub you in petrol oil, piss in your ass and bite your toe nails. It takes around 4-5 business days.

Random Jewish Guy: Hey other random Jewish guy! My mum said my bar mitzvah got cancelled so instead were having a morbing ritual , want to join?
Other random Jewish guy: Happily.

by Mysterious schizophrenic man November 29, 2022