Person 1: My life sucks. It's not worth living anymore. So I tried to hang myself three times last night, but the first time I fell out of the noose, the second time I was thirsty, and the third time my mom walked in and put me in my straight jacket.
Person 2: Wow. That's some epic mortality fail.
Person 2: Wow. That's some epic mortality fail.
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The disbelief that right and wrong are pure and consistent concepts given to us by God or Yahweh which can't be challenged, redefined or argued against. In other words, our world is one with no moral grays. Everybody is either a wholesome follower, or a sinful deviant.
"God gave us objective morality, meaning I don't need to take responsibility for my misogyny and homophobic tendencies."
"Well golly gee willickers, thank goodness we don't have to think about the consequences for our actions!"
"Yup. I knew there had to be a reason society had come to disincentive theft, murder and rape."
"Actually Bobby, rape's a go according to the Bible."
"On the contrary Mary-Ann, rape is portrayed negatively in our media which retroactively changes the morals of our Bible to conform with modern sensibilities."
"That doesn't sound very objective, Bobby."
"Shut the fuck up Mary."
"Well golly gee willickers, thank goodness we don't have to think about the consequences for our actions!"
"Yup. I knew there had to be a reason society had come to disincentive theft, murder and rape."
"Actually Bobby, rape's a go according to the Bible."
"On the contrary Mary-Ann, rape is portrayed negatively in our media which retroactively changes the morals of our Bible to conform with modern sensibilities."
"That doesn't sound very objective, Bobby."
"Shut the fuck up Mary."
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Samantha should accept the fact that Jay is the most morally correct person she ever met and morality is defined by his name
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