Minneapolis Marathon

When you take an entire bottle of Viagra and bang 26 1/2 people in a row. (The 1/2 is a homo, as they're only half a person.)

My dick is so sore from that Minneapolis Marathon.

by liberalsuckforever2014 May 10, 2014

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Marathon

A marathon is when you masturbate numerous times, till one passes out.

I heard Jimmy did a marathon before school today.

by Zorlock April 20, 2005

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Camp Morasha is a modern-Orthodox Jewish summer camp in PA. Morasha is the best camp in the whole world! Everyone who goes there loves it (and if they say they hate it then they just don't realize how amazing it is). The kids who go to Morasha are the most amazing people ever! None of them are mean or jappy and everybody loves each other. Camp Morasha is the best summer camp around. COME TO CAMP MORASHA! <3

Jordan: I'm not going back to Morasha; I decided that Lavi is better.
Pammy: How can you say that? Morasha is the best camp in the whole entire world! Just think about how Morasha is a better camp than Lavi or Seneca or any other camp.
Jordan: Yeah, you're right. I'm gonna go back to Camp Morasha! Woohoo!

by PAMATHA THE MORASHARK! January 18, 2011

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marathon drinker

A person who doesn't enjoy drinking or chugging alcohol quickly. This person drinks alcohol to enjoy the taste and have a good time, not solely to get drunk.

I can't shotgun the Budweiser, I'm a marathon drinker.

by LaxerFromTN May 25, 2009

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