Moose

The host of Noggin.
The Chad of all Moose

Moose: It's gonna be a fantastic day!
Kids: (let's play!)
Moose: Everybody Shout Hooray!
Kids: (Hooray!)
Moose: I'm using my Noggin Today!
Kids: (Oh Yeah!)
Moose: I'm Using My Noggin Today!

by WaterSun December 22, 2019

Moose

A male's sperm. OR, moosed, the action of cumming.

There was a lot of moose in the bathroom stall.

When Tina walked by, Jon moosed in his jeans!

by fir3wing September 1, 2011

Moose

He is cool always fun to hang out with, he has a wierd dark sexy sense of humor and a laugh to top it off. He is sweet, kind and loving but something inside that he doesn't like to show. He is smart and knows about timing very charming beautiful personality.

Moose means a lot to me 😚🤭

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 25, 2019

Moose

The fattest, dirtiest, drunkest, smelliest bastard at the local bar.

me: HEY MOOOOOSE!!! YOUR DRUNK!!!
Moose:MMMHHMMHH

by Big Smoke Dogg October 23, 2003

Moose

Pyscotic pimp. Has tolerence level to other people's number of eyelashes of 0. WILL mug you if given sufficient procation.

Hey look its Moose....oh shit she's seen us!.... RUN!!!!

by Barney the great polar bear October 9, 2006

Moose

a Ultra Noob

He pulled a "Moose"

by v ViiRuS x December 22, 2010

Moose

A mammal that likes to have sex with women on craigslist.

Did you hear about the Moose on the news that got shot by a hunter when he found out the Moose was having sex with his 12 year old daughter?

by Chicken42017 September 16, 2010