The custom or practice of eating only one type of cereal at a time. Cereal monogamists view the casual alternation of cereals, or, worse, mixing different cereals in the same bowl, to be simply wrong.
Not to be confused with serial monogamy.
Not to be confused with serial monogamy.
"I eat Cheerios for breakfast. I eat only Cheerios; no other cereals. Cheerios are the greatest thing since sliced bananas! Wait-- I'm out of Cheerios... time to get some more cereal... I eat Frosted Flakes for breakfast. No other cereals; just Frosted Flakes."
That's an example of cereal monogamy.
That's an example of cereal monogamy.
by Grinning Cat January 18, 2015
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(noun) mongathon is a long-term group, endurance binge on depressents, or soporifics (including Cannabis). Followed by a long period of monging.
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(noun) mongathon is a long-term group, endurance binge on depressents, or soporifics (including Cannabis). Followed by a long period of monging.
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The Abergavenny Smoke Out competition was a real mongathon, with competitors ingesting vast quantities of green! Some whitied.
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