morning rose

A fancy way of saying a hickey.

"Shit, I woke up with a morning rose..."

by xXemotrashXx July 31, 2016

morning deuce power hour

noun. Refers to the hour in the morning between breakfast and lunch when the hearty-breakfast crowd's sausage, eggs, and bacon finally make their way through the digestive tract. This usually results in a relatively short period of high restroom utilization.

The morning deuce power hour was fierce today! There wasn't an empty stall in the building at 10:30 AM. It must have been caused by the free breakfast tacos in the break room earlier.

by Word Llama October 8, 2008

morning lumber

equivalent to morning wood, but infinitely more manly and more girthy sounding.

"Man, this morning lumber is no joke. That's the second pair of Levi's I've torn through this week!"

I had such fat morning wood, it would take a lumberjack to cut that shit down.

Liz's most noticeable feature as she woke up was her morning breath. For Mark though, it was definitely his morning lumber. It nearly bruised her ribs as he rolled over.

by CougHunter February 18, 2010

morning muff

the musty tang of your vagina in the morning after a long nights rage. the equivalent of 'morning breath' for your vagina.

he went down on me when we woke up, even though i had morning muff!

by jjjes January 24, 2011

Morning Deuce Syndrome

Refers to the chronic inability to remain asleep in the early hours of the day due to awakening urges to deficate. Studies have shown that patients diagnoised with Morning Deuce Syndrome (MDS) suffer from loss of sleep and deficate on an irregular basis. The morning deuce often effects mental well being (depression) and can cause lack of energy throughout the rest of the day.

"I never get to sleep-in anymore. Everyday, really early in the morning I am woken up by the rumbling of a turd-muffin in my stomach and the call to deuce. The Doc says I've got Morning Deuce Syndrome."

by Dr. Marc Pierson January 4, 2005

morning breath

Known by many names, morning breath describes the horrible taste and smell your mouth has in the morning when you wake up, even if you've brushed your teeth and all the night before.

It's especially bad when coupled with a hangover.

Morning breath is the bane of all those who fall asleep together and wake up wanting to kiss (but hopefully don't for both of their sakes!).

At the very least pull a dental denial before kissing anyone in the morning!

She was disgusted when her boyfriend gave her a kiss as soon as he woke up and promptly told him that morning breath can kill small woodland creatures.

by malathia February 10, 2006

my morning jacket

A cool indie band from Louisville, Kentucky. They formed in 1998 and have released 4 albums, their most recent being Z.

I first saw My Morning Jacket on Conan O'brien.

by Hydroman July 11, 2006