Butt monkey

The product of anal sex, by which a person is anally impregnated with a child/monkey like creature which then lives and feeds off the host's anal secretions/feces. This child is neither human nor primate, but is a creation of pure lust and kinkiness.

"Dude, I laid this chick 3 months ago, and now she's got a kid, but its pink and hairy and lives in her ass... wtf did we do that night... apparently it's what they call a 'Butt monkey'"

by Ben Dan Snap July 2, 2006

Butt Monkey

a person who loves to cook on animal buttoxes

Hey negus....I am a butt monkey

by GoatMaster1 March 21, 2010

butt monkey

one who clings to the ass of a chick

man every since he started dating her hes been an butt monkey

by scott a garrett September 3, 2006

Butt Monkey

A man that never does his expense report and lies to his wife delaying the expense report by a year and a half.

David is a butt monkey.

by Nurtletheturtle May 10, 2022

Anal Dwelling Butt Monkey

No one actually knows what this means although it is a really insulting phrase

That girl Ashley is such an Anal Dwelling Butt Monkey.

by Jwak98 January 7, 2016

butt monkey

Someone's significant other.

My sister went out with her butt monkey last night

by Kandiss April 17, 2005

bohemian butt monkey

is a wierd person who just buggs u and u whant them to shut up they ware wierd odd clothes sit in the middle of a park and read with out moving for and hour or they have a duche bag mohawk and love pink so use this vary thoughful word in ur every day laguge and amaze your friends

the queer with the gay mohawk is a bohemain butt monkey!!!!

by unknown June 11, 2006