Mongospastic

Mongospastic (adjective, offensive, slang)

Pronunciation: /mɒŋɡoʊˈspæstɪk/

Definition:
A derogatory term to describe someone acting retarded and making really dumb and weird moves.
A beautiful combo of "mongoloid" and "spastic".

That guy is acting really weird and he's not helping the team, what a mongospastic!

by Sbuntone August 17, 2023

mongosaurus

A person kicking high, mongo push style.

That mongosaurus goes fast.

by Mongosaurus February 6, 2008

mono lacto strangulation

The act of opening a carton of milk from the wrong side, there by making a general fucked up mess of the entire carton and pissing off all your roommates in the process, because now when they get up to sneak a drink from it in the middle of the night the torn papper is all ganky and torn.

You stupid asshole! That is the worst case of mono lacto strangulation that I have ever seen!

by yesjaydom February 12, 2007

Mondo Donkey Sunday Kick

when you and a lovely woman or man are having intercor- sex! you bust your fat nutt into her mouth and kick her in the shin. then with your left foot you kick her in the cooch.(: thus causing her much pain and confusion. sometimes she will hurt her self in confusion other times she will spit out your nutt like a donkey. this is when you stop everything, pick up what you can of your nutt, sprinkle in on your toe, then you stick your toe into her cooch. 9 months later you will have an egg. you must crack then suddy side up frie the egg on a sunday. you then accuire the move Mondo Donkey Sunday Kick. you are now aloud to teach this move to one of your special pokemon. (can only be learned once) Move takes out 1000000 hp. or a one hit k-o. but your pokemon gets a raging hard on thus causing its attack, defense, speed, to go down, but its horneyness to sharply rise twice. See Mondo Donkey Saturday Punch (orriginated in Mexico in a mexican poptart plant while splicing febreze and semen)

Dude! Your Deoxys knows "Mondo Donkey Sunday Kick"!! No way!! Attack pikachu with it! Holy poo, he did a cartwheel and dodged it just like in episode 256!

by VagAttackoftheInceptionVoyage January 1, 2011

mongos

big tits on a girl.

dude this chick had some major MONGOS!!

by bob November 29, 2003

mongos

large breasts on a female.

hey dogg this one biatch iwent out with had some titanic MONGOS!!!!!11

by david December 7, 2003

mongos

EXTREMEMLY LARGE breasts (pamela lee anderson size) boobs, tits, titties, breasts, ears, whatever u wanna call them....

yoyo son one time afta i was on the bong i saw dis tight biatch wit deez major mongos with gigantic nipplez!

by jaquiescha December 10, 2003