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Spawn Molester

When you spawn in a video game, a 'Spawn Molester' is someone who will stand in a advantageous location and kill the respawning opposition players repeatedly until they 'Rage Quit'.
Oh my god, that guy is a fucking spawn molester! He's completely spawn raping those noobs.

That gamer Chriss_Casse must be a Spawn Molester, he's raped so many noobs on Nuketown in Call of Duty: Black Ops he must be on the sex offenders register

Fuck you, you fucking Spawn Molester. He's a glitching noob like Carmoo
by TheRealGamer777 January 16, 2011
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molestache

A group of thin, wispy hairs located on the upper lip that the wearer believes constitutes facial hair. Much like he believes her thin, wispy cries constitute consent.
Hey, nice molestache...wait, what are you doing? Don't touch me, just--no! Oh, God! Help! Please, someone! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
by mart1779 February 11, 2009
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molestasheo

A derivative of molestache. A mustache on a man that does not look cool but creepy. This mustache would make you want to go check to see if the guy is listed on a pedophile website.
What's up with that molestasheo, you going to hang out at some playgrounds tonight?
by Jacki Ledbetter April 10, 2007
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molesty

any unpleasant act or situation akin to molestation; general violation
"the prices at Taco Bell are getting kinda molesty. They shouldn't be able to get away with that nonsense."

an awkward love letter that's not touching so much as molesty.
by MrEngrish April 7, 2011
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molestexting

When a person continues to send you sexual content via text message and you have asked the person not to send such content to your phone. You begin to feel you are being molested though your phone.
He continued to send me x-rated pictures of himself even though I have asked him to stop. The molestexting is becoming too much for me.
by Trimaze February 16, 2013
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molestigate

To grope another's genital region in an investigatatory manner.
After asking if she was a transvestite, he molestigated the woman's crotch to seek proof of her claim.
by RJ LBC January 12, 2014
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molest juice

For Molesters to get hyped and ready to invade bedrooms
Gonna drink Molest Juice and invade Ians house
by MOLESTERS November 15, 2016
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