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moisturize some elbows

the act or art of putting a fist in an anus or vagina (which requires great care and huge amounts of lubrication, thus "moisturizing").
Peter's annoying me so badly that I'm about to moisturize some elbows.
by ass istant December 12, 2009
mugGet the moisturize some elbowsmug.

moisture claplets

The particulate aqueous cloud created by the impact of intercourse, sending a combination of all moisture particles into the air. Each cloud is a single moisture claplet.
I saw the moisture claplets float in the light of her bedroom window with every thrust.
by Le Mingus March 3, 2023
mugGet the moisture clapletsmug.

homemade moisturizer

when that creepy kid busts a nut, puts it in a container, and gives it to you as lotion

or when you and bae wanna get freaky
Jonah hit me up with some homemade moisturizer last night, want some? *rubs it all over face*
by satansnigga666 September 2, 2016
mugGet the homemade moisturizermug.

Moisture Baby

A moisture baby is the off spring of a Moisture Pig or the smaller more athletic Swampy D. You can spot a moisture baby due To the fact there are usually 3-5 of them and most of them have different dads and live in a cramped apartment typically low income housing and run around like wild animals. The primary goal of a moisture baby it to become an exact duplicate of the Moisture Pig or the more athletic Swampy D.
Holy shit look at the number of moisture babies running around in the store.

My kid was attacked by a herd of moisture baby’s and almost died. Thank god he had good cardio he was able to run away, after tossing down a twinkie to distract them!
by Bshifters December 19, 2019
mugGet the Moisture Babymug.

moisture posture

The posture a man penis gets from over extending there stay inside youthful erotic vagina of a women.
OoOh baby , that pussy got u experiencing moisture posture much?
by The_PrunerPuss June 20, 2022
mugGet the moisture posturemug.

moisture mask

Going down on a girl and start eating her out, while in the process she decides to queef in your face with it producing a stinky but refreshing moisturizer.
ahhh man, i was going down on this one girl and she gave me the gnarliest moisture mask!
by mitchbitch69 September 1, 2016
mugGet the moisture maskmug.

Moisture

There’s a lot of moisture in Texas
by M. H. M April 19, 2024
mugGet the Moisturemug.

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